You must REALLY hate Lost World and JP III then. I felt Jurassic World was at least a partial return to form.
Why exactly do you dislike it so much?
Oh my god where do I begin?
Everything that was a major plot point in the movie.
- the raptors
- the new dinosaur t-rex/raptor mash up
- raptors on a t rex
- raptors having a bro moment with a t rex
- small things like jumping into a raptor cage and raising your palm stops a raptor from being a raptor
- the cartoon big fish in the pool was completely unrealistic.
- the plot was a rehash and not realistic at all. enough with the theme parks
- the rides in the theme parks were wtf
- i had no investment in any of the characters
- no real "life finds a way" message that was moving
This was a cheaply done, yet heavily marketed knock off to give audience that are craving godzilla movies...giant lizards that devour shit. It had zero substance and made it's money as a cheap 2 hour amusement ride with no replay value what so ever.
I didn't like either of the sequels but at least lost world had some cheap laughs from smart dialogue mostly from Malcolm throughout the film. But you are right, I hated both.