New Year, New Pub, Jim and Tosa Still Haven't F****ed

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ironwolf said:
When I used to go to South Korea for work, me and my buddy would put on nice suits and we would make these fake business cards saying we worked for Samsung (that's a big deal in South Korea). It was amazing how easy it was to pull the hottest girls in the clubs.

You could just give them the card and be like "call me sometime"....they would call you like 30 minutes later and come over.

It was hilarious.
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just figured out where i'm gping for my next holiday. thank you sir.
 
Ugh. All sporting events starting before noon should be banned
 
ironwolf said:
Yeah us expats are usually loaded haha taking down USA salaries in other countries frees up a lot of extra $$$.

How much would you need to ball out in Mexico thes days? Like say you paid you're rent then had an extra ~ 1000usd every month, would that be solid there? Or not so much?
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With an extra 1000 dolares, you can live like a king down here.

800 bucks can get you a nice two story, 3 bedroom, 2 bathroom house by the beach down here in Rosarito.
 
LatFlare said:
just figured out where i'm gping for my next holiday. thank you sir.
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God fucking damn it, get the fuck away from my people.


Just kidding. Plug away in them holes, champ.

Speaking of which, I just designed my own logo for my personal training business. Now I just to need to design a nice business card and a website.

My business card will be translucent and black with red metallic letterings on them.
 
LatFlare said:
just figured out where i'm gping for my next holiday. thank you sir.
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Dude if you go all the way to South Korea, you may as well take the 90 minute flight and head over to China too.....I take you to places where the girls absolutely throw themselves at white dudes.

I remember one time, this chick actually took my phone out of my pocket and used it to call her phone so that she had my number....at like 1 am she was texting me "are you lonely"....you can figure out where that went.....
 
ironwolf said:
Dude if you go all the way to South Korea, you may as well take the 90 minute flight and head over to China too.....I take you to places where the girls absolutely throw themselves at white dudes.

I remember one time, this chick actually took my phone out of my pocket and used it to call her phone so that she had my number....at like 1 am she was texting me "are you lonely"....you can figure out where that went.....
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Goddamn your white privilege. LULZ.

I'm curious as to how Asians would react to the way I carry myself. I'm quite fucking loud, extroverted, and sometimes (Okay, frequently. Fuck you.) obnoxious in public. I cuss people (read: idiot drivers) out while I'm on the road with my bigass black Ram 1500. Yeah, it's a got a fucking Hemi, not that Flexfuel bullshit.

Fuck you, you slow left turning, take up both lanes, slow on the fast lane, texting while driving, prone to accident, dipshit drivers.

Okay. Time for a nap. Got some strippers visiting my room in an hour or two. No, I ain't paying them shit. They're coming on their own accord.
 
Thunderhead said:
Goddamn your white privilege. LULZ.

I'm curious as to how Asians would react to the way I carry myself. I'm quite fucking loud, extroverted, and sometimes (Okay, frequently. Fuck you.) obnoxious in public. I cuss people (read: idiot drivers) out while I'm on the road with my bigass black Ram 1500. Yeah, it's a got a fucking Hemi, not that Flexfuel bullshit.

Fuck you, you slow left turning, take up both lanes, slow on the fast lane, texting while driving, prone to accident, dipshit drivers.

Okay. Time for a nap. Got some strippers visiting my room in an hour or two. No, I ain't paying them shit. They're coming on their own accord.
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Ahahaha i'm starting to like your douchebag persona lol. Yeah fuck you too by the way.
 
ironwolf said:
I never got to sex up a black girl. I wish I did. Speaking of hot black girls, that black chick on survivor has an amazing body.
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Agreed. All women should be required to watch a few episodes of Survivor so they can see what a natural female bodybuilder looks like and be reminded that unless they bust their ass in the gym consistently for years and years and keep an equally consistent diet they won't look that muscular and will never look like the freaky roided out female bodybuiders.

She also has a good chance to win the game IMO. In addition to her physical ability she seems to have a good head on her shoulders and she should have the other two Brawn guys (Jason and Scot) as bigger targets in front of her.

Also, how fucked up was what happened to Caleb? I heard afterward that it took 5 months for him to fully recover.
 
Thunderhead said:
Goddamn your white privilege. LULZ.

I'm curious as to how Asians would react to the way I carry myself. I'm quite fucking loud, extroverted, and sometimes (Okay, frequently. Fuck you.) obnoxious in public. I cuss people (read: idiot drivers) out while I'm on the road with my bigass black Ram 1500. Yeah, it's a got a fucking Hemi, not that Flexfuel bullshit.

Fuck you, you slow left turning, take up both lanes, slow on the fast lane, texting while driving, prone to accident, dipshit drivers.

Okay. Time for a nap. Got some strippers visiting my room in an hour or two. No, I ain't paying them shit. They're coming on their own accord.
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Brah...Asian Americans have a shit time in Asia....I've seen many try to pull it off and go home a few months later....it's a rough road.

...unless you're gay. I knew a gay Korean American guy and he crushed more ass the any straight guy I know here.
 
DrBdan said:
Agreed. All women should be required to watch a few episodes of Survivor so they can see what a natural female bodybuilder looks like and be reminded that unless they bust their ass in the gym consistently for years and years and keep an equally consistent diet they won't look that muscular and will never look like the freaky roided out female bodybuiders.

She also has a good chance to win the game IMO. In addition to her physical ability she seems to have a good head on her shoulders and she should have the other two Brawn guys (Jason and Scot) as bigger targets in front of her.

Also, how fucked up was what happened to Caleb? I heard afterward that it took 5 months for him to fully recover.
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I actually havnt been following that closely (I'm saving myself for the next big brother). But when I do watch it....my god that girls
Body is just incredible.

What happened to Caleb? I missed that. That ex FBI agent guy is cool too, he's like 67 and jacked, reminds me of my dad lol.
 
ironwolf said:
Brah...Asian Americans have a shit time in Asia....I've seen many try to pull it off and go home a few months later....it's a rough road.

...unless you're gay. I knew a gay Korean American guy and he crushed more ass the any straight guy I know here.
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I'm not surprised, since these are an example of the fruitcakes that they idolize:

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The difference in the main forum between when I started posting in 2008 and now is legitimately saddening.
 
ironwolf said:
Dude if you go all the way to South Korea, you may as well take the 90 minute flight and head over to China too.....I take you to places where the girls absolutely throw themselves at white dudes.

I remember one time, this chick actually took my phone out of my pocket and used it to call her phone so that she had my number....at like 1 am she was texting me "are you lonely"....you can figure out where that went.....
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i actually would really like to go to china, not for the sex tourism but just to cruise round and check it out. seems like an interesting place.
 
Thunderhead said:
God fucking damn it, get the fuck away from my people.


Just kidding. Plug away in them holes, champ.

Speaking of which, I just designed my own logo for my personal training business. Now I just to need to design a nice business card and a website.

My business card will be translucent and black with red metallic letterings on them.
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sounds perfect for cutting lines of cocaine.
 
LatFlare said:
i actually would really like to go to china, not for the sex tourism but just to cruise round and check it out. seems like an interesting place.
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For sure. There's a lot to see and do here. Being able to easily pull girls is just a bonus to it all. I'm married now but I'd be your wingman.
 
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