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War Room Location Census

  • US Pacific Time Zone

  • US Mountain Time Zone

  • US Central Time Zone

  • US Eastern Time Zone

  • Europe

  • Asia/ Oceana/ Island Pacific

  • Non US America/ Carribean


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Two mountain times. Just a quick example of the incompetence we'll be seeing under your administration.
Hey Diamond Jane, I didn't create the poll as I am not Plat.

@Lead can you fix and remove one of the mountain time zone options so these smug fairies are satisfied ?
 
I would like to help the new CIA director @MusterX , to help our new POTWR @Palis , to fulfill a campaign promise.

The use of this thread for CT discussion.

First a documentary that I think should challenge any assumptions you may have for how deep the rabbit hole might just run.

Is there a cure for cancer?

We report, you decide.


IT BEGINS
 
IT BEGINS

Ever watched it?

You should.

I make no claims that this video is fact, but I most certainly think it is possible. Realizing this documentary was possible, at one time, shattered my world view, and confirmation bias.

Realizing that millions of people maybe dying horrible deaths, and suffering through horrible treatments, for pure profit, tends to shake your world view to its core.
 
No chance the War Room elects a peeping tom/pedo

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I want that hat.
 
Poll makes me ponder this administration's competency.

War Room Location Census
  1. US Pacific Time Zone
  2. US Mountain Time Zone
  3. US Mountain Time Zone
  4. US Eastern Time Zone
  5. Europe
  6. Asia/ Oceana/ Island Pacific
  7. Non US America/ Carribean
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Time Zone Gate shaping into a potential scandal.
The President's response team is nowhere in sight.
 
Hey Diamond Jane, I didn't create the poll as I am not Plat.

@Lead can you fix and remove one of the mountain time zone options so these smug fairies are satisfied ?

Fixed and reset the polll
 
So, what powers does POTWR have? Can he dub or ban?

If not, seems like needlessly long process to appoint someone control of an OT sticky.
 
So, what powers does POTWR have? Can he dub or ban?

If not, seems like needlessly long process to appoint someone control of an OT sticky.

Dub and ban abilities are in place

except not really

The choice of an OT type sticky is the choice of the current president. It can be used for pretty much whatever
 
What? Don't mind me. I'm just here for the free drinks...and to piss in a closet or two, carry on.
 
Dub and ban abilities are in place

except not really

The choice of an OT type sticky is the choice of the current president. It can be used for pretty much whatever

Kearney: Come on, every president gets three secret murders. If you don't use them by the end of the term, then pfft, they're gone.

I think the pres should get 3 ban allocations.

Lets make this interesting.
 
Nice OP @Palis , @Dr J BLESS

First of all I'd like to raise awareness as to what happened to our very own Stephen Bannon - @Prime Ang . There is a #Free Angus movement and I hope everyone joins it, this injustice can't hold up and has to be stopped. Copy/Paste this into your sig: #FreeAngus (aka @Prime Ang aka @Black Angus) - unfairly banned from sherdog

As for my position, I get to be the head of the Department of Justice - THEEE Attorney General. I was thinking about the biggest issue the War Room has and unsurprisingly it ended up with one buzzword: Cucks

We will implement a bunch of policies (tba) - tremendous policies I might add - that will be called and will go down in War Room history as

The War on Cucks

Sadly the first "victim" had to be my fellow german Sherdogger @JDragon , mainly for bestiality and rigging the election (which failed, but still).

Pic of JDragon today

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and his sad wife

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I can already announce that the cabinet has agreed on the first policy of The War on Cucks

From now on especially cuckish posts will be "rewarded" with a ticket. Except we don't call it ticket, we call it cucket.

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The more cuckets one poster has, the better is the chance of receiving The Golden Cuck of the month Award

More policies will come. No cuck can hide, no cuck is safe, we are coming for all of your skinny hipster asses!


History has proven that the combination of the Department of Justice, the Department of Labor and the Department of Transportation is extremely effective

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BTW: Of course we didn't really persecute and punish our political opponent (who lost anyway)
@JDragon

Happy couple in the sunset
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The current Secretary of Agriculture told the President, "There are days when I literally have nothing to do." and said he'd like to resign.

That won't be the case for myself. I will work diligently to build a Grand Office of Agricultural Stoniness that the entire country can be proud of.
It will be open to the public, who will feel that, rather than having squandered the five million dollars, I spent it wisely and made for myself and my fellow Americans a most excellent place to enchillulate. That's going to be a word as soon as I decide what it means.
Here's to good times, and here's to our War Room leader, President Palis, future Master of the Human Race.

Everyone bow your heads as I say Benediction.
"Oh Lord, hear us. We seek Your guidance in these troubled days, and that's pretty much it. Help us do our whatevers in that magical, super cool way that you used to do in that best selling two part novel, of which many have only read the first. Please, help our President make wise decisions, help our stashes stay unfound and unspoilt, and take your finger out of our butts, or stick them in more deeply, in Your infinite wisdom, a-men. "
 
Two mountain times. Just a quick example of the incompetence we'll be seeing under your administration.
Just another instance of the establishment (@Lead) trying to tear down our administration.

Nothing to see here.
 



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Ladies and gentlemen, esteemed colleagues, noble Americans and foreigners, please gather round' and welcome to Sherdogs first ever Official War Room Presidency thread; The White House!

A truly historic day--named The White House because I would like to welcome you all into my home where myself and my brilliant hard working cabinet members would like to show you the workings of the Executive Branch of the War Room.

First, I would like to take a second to thank all of my tremendous cabinet members who made this win possible! Without them, I am unsure I would have been able to defeat the many limp wristed cuck horde that plagues the lands of the War Room! I would like to thank all of my voters; you are truly great, smart people and you recognized excellence and class in your vote! I am here for YOU! I would like to thank @JDragon for being a very tough and determined opponent. You were the only one who put up a true fight and it was a damn close race, a honor sir. Lastly, I would like to say thank you to all my enemies. All the ones who thought I didn't have a chance, the ones who lied about me, saying I am not a War Room poster, calling my voters low IQ and deplorables all the while supporting a dog fucker, thank you for that extra fuel. It was very Trump-esque the way things worked out--basically a double loss in 2016 for the smug cucklords who got shit on by Mr. Donald Trump and myself!! THANK YOU!!

As the historic day here in the War Room concludes, I must take the oath of the office! I feel so honored... so privileged... so humbled.

"I, Palis Pablo Escobar, do solemnly swear that I will faithfully execute the Office of President of the War Room, and will to the best of my ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the War Room."
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Now, onto business (my forte). This thread is an continual work in progress, used for content and updates as the year goes on, so expect edits and additions of content from the cabinet!

The official Presidential Cabinet

POTWR: @Palis
Vice President: @Dr J
Sec of State: @RhinoRush
Sec of Defense: @Rex Kwon Do
Sec of Homeland Security: @ens189
Sec of Treasury: @The Diplomat
Attorney General: @Deffid
Sec of Agriculture: @Overpressure
Sec of SJW control: @theBLADE1
Sec of Education and Office Supplies: @Clippy
FBI Director: @Hans Gruber
CIA Director: @MusterX
Director of sexy lady glutes: @Prime Ang (RIP)[/USER]


[SIZE=5][COLOR=rgb(255, 77, 255)]The official White House miscellaneous jobs and maintenance crew[/COLOR][/SIZE]

[COLOR=#ff0080]White House Librarian: [USER=39716]@Jack V Savage

Head Groundskeeper: @Fawlty
Gardner 1: @Rod1
Gardner 2: @panamaican
Golfcart Mechanic: @Diamond Jim
The guy who cleans toilets: @Bat Dad
Head Maid: @seiger
Jester 1: @M3t4tr0n
Jester 2: @7437
Kennelmaster: @JDragon

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wouldnt want to get my hijab dirty. but cheers for the shout out. good luck lol
 
The current Secretary of Agriculture told the President, "There are days when I literally have nothing to do." and said he'd like to resign.

That won't be the case for myself. I will work diligently to build a Grand Office of Agricultural Stoniness that the entire country can be proud of.
It will be open to the public, who will feel that, rather than having squandered the five million dollars, I spent it wisely and made for myself and my fellow Americans a most excellent place to enchillulate. That's going to be a word as soon as I decide what it means.
Here's to good times, and here's to our War Room leader, President Palis, future Master of the Human Race.

Everyone bow your heads as I say Benediction.
"Oh Lord, hear us. We seek Your guidance in these troubled days, and that's pretty much it. Help us do our whatevers in that magical, super cool way that you used to do in that best selling two part novel, of which many have only read the first. Please, help our President make wise decisions, help our stashes stay unfound and unspoilt, and take your finger out of our butts, or stick them in more deeply, in Your infinite wisdom, a-men. "
Lmao. Tremendous post!
 
Kearney: Come on, every president gets three secret murders. If you don't use them by the end of the term, then pfft, they're gone.

I think the pres should get 3 ban allocations.

Lets make this interesting.

You answer your own question with the key word being secret
 
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