Till Jokes

A bum asked me, "Give me $10 till payday." I asked, "When's payday?" He said, "I don't know, you're the one who is working!"
 
Getting on a plane, Till told the ticket lady, "Send one of my bags to New York, send one to Los Angeles, and send one to Miami." She said, "We can't do that!" Till told her, "You did it last week!"
 
With a name like that you gotta watch out for @phunky and @UL. They were just convicted for passions of sin. Just keep a keen eye, can't say too much here

@22k maybe you can explain to this little fella
You love me so much
 
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I don't know what he's trying to say except it looks like a smiley in between two hang dangs


LOL

I was talking about watching his sweet goat ass around @UL and @phunky

I don't think you paid attention to his name

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I'm jealous of TS.

If TS's bar for comedy is so low, i bet he finds joy in everything in his life.

Good on you TS.
 
Rogan: "It ain't over Till it's over."

Fans: "Make up your mind!"

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I'll show myself out.

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