Chicago: Female Lawyers Can’t Meet Meet Clients b/c of C@wk Exposure

Haha
Fucking people
These rapists and murderers showed me their wieners!

That’s not even top ten bad thing they’ve done, maybe not even that day
 
cincymma79 said:
Haha
Fucking people
These rapists and murderers showed me their wieners!

That’s not even top ten bad thing they’ve done, maybe not even that day
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If they are rapists and murderers, they should be dead already. That would take care of the problem.
 
KnightTemplar said:
Look, brother, until the God-Emperor replaces Due Process with highly trained Street Judges impowered to dispense instant justice - and obviously we both want that to happen ASAP - defence attorneys are a necessary evil.

Hate the Game, not the Playa;)
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That movie flopped.
 
Just give them fleshsticks and porn magazines.

Its a fucking no brainer.
 
LOL at "latest". This is something that happens in every prison, and has since there have been prisons. I don't even know how this became newsworthy.
 
mjmj said:
LOL at "latest". This is something that happens in every prison, and has since there have been prisons. I don't even know how this became newsworthy.
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People without law degrees are jealous hey can’t see free dick
 
Rod1 said:
Just give them fleshsticks and porn magazines.

Its a fucking no brainer.
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Both can be fashioned into deadly weapons without much knowledge. A better solution would be a 'wank tank' imo. Every inmate gets 10 minutes in a private room with a porn movie playing on a screen and a prison issue gym sock to clean up afterwards. Leave a mess? No wank tank for you for the rest of the month.
 
mjmj said:
LOL at "latest". This is something that happens in every prison, and has since there have been prisons. I don't even know how this became newsworthy.
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Even in female prisons. I met a prison guard who said she'd "Seen more spread poopy buttholes than anyone should ever have to see."
 
Gazwald said:
Both can be fashioned into deadly weapons without much knowledge. A better solution would be a 'wank tank' imo. Every inmate gets 10 minutes in a private room with a porn movie playing on a screen and a prison issue gym sock to clean up afterwards. Leave a mess? No wank tank for you for the rest of the month.
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Prison fleshstick mortal combat.
 
Rod1 said:
Prison fleshstick mortal combat.
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the term "surgical fleshstick removal procedure" would certainly become more popular in prison circles. That's for sure.
 
We could just go Reek on the prisoners Ramsay Bolton style, then no more...


And for the overall sensitive members of the forum, no I am not advocating castration of all prisoners. Post is humor...
 
44nutman said:
Not sure what these Lawyers are bitching about. They call that behavior, Wednesday at Fox News.
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Wait until they have to represent Harvey...

For the female lawyers, it was a traumatic, disgusting experience. For Weinstein, it was Tuesday;)
 
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The problem with sharing a flashlight with someone is you always end up butting heads with someone during the ordeal
 
KnightTemplar said:
And 50 Shades took more than half a billion. Box office is not always an accurate measurement of a movie's quality.
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Its an accurate measurement of popularity.
 
luckyshot said:
Apparently its not usually the client whipping it out, it's other inmates in the area.

Because of funding cuts there isn't enough staff to supervise a private meeting room or some such.

Like I said, logistics are a bit unclear from the article. Just seems like bad working conditions.
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Oh. It's the "I can smell your cunt." - type of harassment.
 
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