Ask and ye shall receive.
I am registering to vote and also announcing my candidacy.
As Ayatollah of the War Room I promise to resist the imperialist crusaders and their Zionist dogs and to bring a curse upon the Jews and victory to Islam. I will ban the creation of rape accusation threads without at least four accusations as per the sharia.
I will, in consultation with the WR, establish a four person
divan who will help me in suggesting and selecting topics for discussion in the POTWR thread with I acting as the tie breaker in the event it is needed. I will attempt to balance it between conservative and progressive posters. I will also appoint, in consultation with the WR, a Grand Vizier who will act in my stead if need be.
Topics will be decided on a roughly weekly basis though conversations which branch out are encouraged. I will also hold special elections for War Room waifu with such candidates as
Asma al-Assad and
Marion Le Pen.
I look forward to
enjoining good and forbidding evil in the WR.