Girlfriend just attacked me.........

axion said:
She was talking to you at the time?

Wait, you said you were sleeping... how did you put on headphones while you were asleep?
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I listen to podcasts while falling asleep
 
so you are the helpless bitch in the relationship, truth be told nobody should be and relationships should be healthy, but if it wasnt obvious before now you know
 
File a police report she's crazy and you need to stay ahead of the game. If she files first, you're done bud!!
 
mb23100 said:
Gave me a fat lip and kicked me in the nuts a good 3 times. Attacked me in my sleep. wtf? I called an uber (yes weve both been drinking) to the bbq joint.
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Sounds like my kinds gurl xD
 
She attacked you in your sleep for wearing headphones? She's definately a keeper.
NOT
 
Ouch . . . sounds like it's time to find a new girl.
 
I once emptied my balls on a chick's foot. Was icky- she had the foot fetish, not me.
 
this is the Mayberry..<23>......so I was just wondering......couldn't you have jump up, and kick her right back in the nuts too?
 
Maybe she was just trying to get home to her family.
 
You just need 6 months of training and I think you can take her...
 
Punch her hard in the groin too!

Hit her with your groin!
 
Were the headphones plugged into an ipad?

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