Incoming Ballistic Missile to Hawaii (Update: Nah)

Seems the White House is calling it an exercise when the HI governor alongside state HEMA chief said it was a human error during shift change.
What the fuck
 
Hard to imagine you just accidentally fat-finger something like that. No "are you sure you want to send a state-wide alert" prompt (or two) before it fires out? Odd.

Seems like it should be more than a "one-stage" process.
Dumbshit pressing shit without reading or the fucking computer was bogged down with porno or malware and you click and it doesn't respond so you keep clicking, but the click registered on something else unintendedly.
 
What the fuck
They probably got their "intel" from fake news FOX News or some dumbshit speculating shit. We've seen this happen before. Is normal with them fucktards.
 
It would take a fairly sophisticated guidance system for a surface launched missle to hit Hawaii -- and is Hawaii really worth the cost of a significant projectile? Seems like Hawaiians are already devestating enough to Hawaii
They say HI is lower risk because an inaccurate missile could more likely hit a larger target like the mainland.

What we need is all those computer, internet, bitcoin billionaires to use their wealth to develop effective anti-missile defense before doing ultra rich tourist tours of Mars.
 
So the story here is that some moron hit the wrong button during a shift change? Really? It's that easy?

Wrong button? Like, what the hell were they doing, that that was even a possibility? Where is this button, and why is it so easily accessible? Aren't there procedures to go through, before they even send out such a warning? What, did the "Don't Touch" sticky note fall off the button? What kind of Mickey Mouse operation are they running over there?
I wonder if it has to do with recent legalized medicinal marijuana. Dumb enough to fuck up and dumb enough to not give a shit to sent a correction until fucking 38 minutes later. If it was in NK, the fucktard would be executed via anti-air guns.
 
They probably got their "intel" from fake news FOX News or some dumbshit speculating shit. We've seen this happen before. Is normal with them fucktards.
Maybe there was some shift change procedure during an exercise that required the system to be "live" in some way, that an incoming employee was not aware of, and continued with a "live" system thinking it was in exercise condition. That's the only way I can reconcile that, and I've definitely seen that sort of thing happen in military exercises, so it could make sense.
 
Hmm, what's the best way to install fear and panic for that region.
I now have a good understanding of what Japan feels like, except Japan is now used to the fucking missiles flying over them.
 
LOL! You're first reaction is "shit better post this in the war room". We all appreciate it, but I'd kinda hope I had something better to do.

You remind me of the Roman Pliny the elder, who ran to investigate Vesuvius. He died though
I was too busy trying to find TV or website news confirmation it was either a hack or brain fart false alarm. CNN reported some local officials contacted the military to learn it was false and the asshole didn't bother to let us all know ASAP.

From previous missile launches, I know Wil Ripley in NK from CNN would report it minutes after it launched.
 
They just text people when missile are coming?

That's worse than break up texts

"Missile coming, go hide :("

wtf lol
The fucked up thing is I thought I knew how to call up the notification on the iPhone when I didn't catch it live, but it didn't work. Other stupid iPhone shit is easily found.
 
Maybe there was some shift change procedure during an exercise that required the system to be "live" in some way, that an incoming employee was not aware of, and continued with a "live" system thinking it was in exercise condition. That's the only way I can reconcile that, and I've definitely seen that sort of thing happen in military exercises, so it could make sense.
Some panelist on CNN said even then when you do a test, you put "TEST" in the fucking message.
 
Almost weekly though, the news reports some helicopter rescuing some jackass who went hiking in the mountains.

Lol that happens here as well in the summer. People go hiking without enough water and need to be rescued pretty often, camelback mountain for example.
 
What an embarrassment. Kim Dong Dong is probably having a good laugh over this one.
 
as the conservatives here say

"shit thread DUMP!!!!!!"
(spamming report button)

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Gotta laugh at the wife. She legit thought we were dying. Now it's a round of calls to relatives. And in typical female fashion, when shit was going down (seemingly) she spent 5 minutes choosing what to wear. I just threw on my boxers.


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Should have told her your were gonna go out wearing her legs as a necklace

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.....So -How many preppers are currently holed up in their private bunkers, refusing to believe the desinformation of it being a Snafu, and just refusing to come out?
 
It will be interesting to see how Trump responds - if he tries to play off the fear to claim KJU needs to be dealt with first.

The planes are already in the air to drop some bombs on Honolulu, imo. He doesn't like to be outdone, nor does he understand anything.
 
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