Conspiracy is a Gates-way drug (New flip+guilty plea +++WOW+++): Investigation v. 14

[hillelslovak87]

Yeah, butt her emails, Benghazi and uranium one bruh

The Trump whores here are like

"Bengh- uh Bimbo Squad!! Wall street spee- URANIUM ONE!! OVER THERE!!!"

 

[OverCoronavirus Pressure]

Mueller has chilean sea bass, filet mignon, lobster thermidor, and a giant plate of badass nachos in front of him, and he just doesn't know where to start.

I think we know what he's saving for last, the pìece de résistence:
President under glass

 

[OverCoronavirus Pressure]

And now...

"The real story here is the fire alarm."

 

[Higus]

Has this been mentioned yet?

"The Washington Post reported Wednesday that businessman George Nader told Mueller’s team that the January 2017 meeting on the Indian ocean island between a Russian official and Erik Prince, the founder of weapons manufacturer Blackwater, was meant to establish unofficial communications between the two countries. When testifying before Congress, Prince characterized the meeting as a chance encounter."

Lol, Erik Prince is Betsy DeVos's brother

 

[OverCoronavirus Pressure]

Lol, Erik Prince is Betsy DeVos's brother

Well, what do you know. What a coincidence! I would think that was strange except that one obviously has nothing to do with the other.

4d chess.

 

[Joe]

Almost as if its on purpose

 

[OverCoronavirus Pressure]

Almost as if its on purpose

I think that partial sentence lacks the word entirely. Otherwise it's reasonable.

 

[Joe]

 

[OverCoronavirus Pressure]

Trump Solo: "Uh, had a slight "best people" malfunction, everything's perfectly all right now. We're fine. We're all fine here, now, thank you. How are you?"

 

[Andy Capp]

Trump Solo: "Uh, had a slight "best people" malfunction, everything's perfectly all right now. We're fine. We're all fine here, now, thank you. How are you?"

We better send a squad up there.



Who is this? What's your operating number?

 

[Andy Capp]

Wow. Now that's spin and propaganda. No one does it better or with more complete disregard for irony than the Russians.

 

[OverCoronavirus Pressure]

We better send a squad up there.



Who is this? What's your operating number?

*deflects issue to something something Obama*
...It was a boring conversation anyway. Jared, we're gonna have company!!

 

[OverCoronavirus Pressure]

Wow. Now that's spin and propaganda. No one does it better or with more complete disregard for irony than the Russians.

*gasp*
Why, do you mean, our great friends, the Russians, who only want to help us?

 

[Andy Capp]

*gasp*
Why, do you mean, our great friends, the Russians, who only want to help us?

Absolutely, Your Worship. Look, I had everything under control until you led us down here. You know, it's
not going to take them long to figure out what happened to us.

 

[nixkid]

Poisoned Russian linked to Christopher Steele

He is potentially the second Russian to die because of the dossier.

https://www.thedailybeast.com/was-this-russian-general-murdered-over-the-steele-dossier

Obviously, there is a lot of speculation there but its certainly plausible.

 

[OverCoronavirus Pressure]

Absolutely, Your Worship. Look, I had everything under control until you led us down here. You know, it's
not going to take them long to figure out what happened to us.

Will someone get this walking carpet outta my way?

 

[Andy Capp]

Will someone get this walking carpet outta my way?

They're madmen! They're heading for the prison level. If you hurry, you might catch them.

 

[OverCoronavirus Pressure]

They're madmen! They're heading for the prison level. If you hurry, you might catch them.

Dealing with a Special Counsel ain't like dusting crops, farm boy.

 

[mixmastermo]

Dealing with a Special Counsel ain't like dusting crops, farm boy.

What's up with all these random Star Wars quotes? Stay on topic..

I have a bad feeling about this...

 

[Andy Capp]

What's up with all these random Star Wars quotes? Stay on topic..

I have a bad feeling about this...

Oh! All this excitement has overrun the circuits of my counterpart here.
If you don't mind, I'd like to take him down to maintenance.