Have you ever had an STD?

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Have you ever had (or do you currently have) an STD of any kind?
 
Nah. I date skanks so I've been tested a few times, but nada.
 
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You only get to talk about the first time you got herpes.
 
I had a pimple on my dick freshman year in college and freaked out and went to the clinic. On the plus side it was only a pimple and I got another girl to look at my dick, on the negative side she saw I had a dick pimple.
 
I had chlamydia in late 2016. Got it from a airline stewardess. Worst part about it was that it was a lame lay.

It puts things in perspective though. It could've been a way worse STD. I got lucky. Doctors appointments were awkward. Having to hit her up because my doctor asked me to was awkward. Treatments sucked.

I would never want to relive that ever...unless it was Demi Lovato or Joy Taylor. In that case, I'm rolling the dice!!!

And yes...it was a...sober awakening
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One of my buddies gave his girlfriend a yeast infection because he cheated on her and ate some other girl's box. Lulz were had by all.
 
I banged a lot of chicks, it comes with the territory.

I had AIDS a few years ago, that wasn’t very cool.
 
I've slept with a lot of women without using a condom. Someone is looking after me up there.
 
Back when i was single, this chick had given me some head, and a few days later i had some irritation on my dick (around the tip).

I called her up and asked her if she had anything, and explained my situation. She said no, so i went and got tested (i had nothing). Turns out the soap i was using had caused the irritation.

I called her up and told her about it. But she was upset because i had inadvertently accused her.

At least i got head though.
 
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Just Chlamydia and HPV. Neither had any symptoms. Took penicillin for the first and used Condoms for 6 months for the second. HPV everyone has had at some point if you aren’t a virgin.
 
I’m afraid that I’ve given my girlfriend HPV and I feel terrible.

She was a virgin when we met, now she’s going for a Pap smear. She’s only 20.

I’m 29 and have been single most of my life and have slept with 50 women.
 
I’m afraid that I’ve given my girlfriend HPV and I feel terrible.

She was a virgin when we met, now she’s going for a Pap smear. She’s only 20.

I’m 29 and have been single most of my life and have slept with 50 women.

You probably passed your genital warts on to her.
 
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