OMG I ****** up real real bad

Not sure I’m buying this. Who puts 3 cams that close together? Unless of course they’re trying to catch a theif stealing on the live cam. If that’s the case, you might be screwed. Hopefully they can’t make out out your face. Most likely they can’t make out your pecker.

Maybe sue them for taking nude photos of you or somethings idk
 
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go fuck a woman out there and prove that you were only solo cuz you wanted to be not because you have to be and then slowly become the town degenerate to also make it seem like normal behavior for you
 
Wear a t-shirt with your social media so we can @ you, Winnie the Fooh.
 
This is going to sound absolutely ridiculous but I dont know who else to tell and I need to get this off my chest. I'm absolutely panicked right now. I feel like I might pass out.

I live by a decently sized woods, it is right behind my house. Its a big enough wooded area that there are certainly plenty of deer and stuff in there, but not big enough to where anyone intelligent would hunt as they would definitely get in big trouble hunting within city limits.

Anyways I was feeling kind of frisky, needing to fap one out and it hit me. I dont know where this idea came from, but it came. Its a nice day out so I figure, what the hell, I'm going to bust one out in the woods. Return to nature you know? Reconnect with the primal side.

So I go pretty deep into the woods, deep enough to where it was definitely not still on my property. Probably about 2 miles in. I start the job when half way in something catches my eye in a tree. I immediately know what it is, and upon closer inspection I verify. A fucking trail cam. Its secured to the tree in some kind of homemade box with a lock. I cant get it off with out breaking the box.

Looking around I find 2 more for a total of 3. Two of them were essentially pointed right at me. I would smash them to pieces and steal the memory card, but looking up one Amazon that resembles them entirely it seems these fucking things can stream/store directly to computers and phones they are connected to!

WHAT DO I DO

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Maybe it's the aliens monitoring you, ts... <Lmaoo>
Please keep a diary.
 
grow a mustache and wear a big cowboy hat. No one will recognize you.
 
Just appreciate the fact that you gave some guy one hell of a laugh.

I’m sure finding a random guy cranking off on your trail cam footage is a very close second to seeing Bigfoot.
 
It's simple, you have to get a gun and wait for the owner to come retrieve the cameras or whatever with them. When he arrives, you either shoot him and destroy the camera, or hold him at gunpoint and demand he turn over the footage.
 
TS hasn't been laid in so long, he's now trying to spice up his sex masturbation life
 
Expect hunters to starts patrolling the area. Not for game, but for anonymous gay forest sex. Your house just became ground zero for the cockopocalypse
 
Not sure I’m buying this. Who puts 3 cams that close together? Unless of course they’re trying to catch a theif stealing on the live cam. If that’s the case, you might be screwed. Hopefully they can’t make out out your face. Most likely they can’t make out your pecker.

Maybe sue them for taking nude photos of you or somethings idk
Multiple cams could be placed in close proximity to capture multpile game routes into a feeding/bedding area.
 
You ran 2 miles into the woods to jerk off.


Lets talk about what you're really running from.


Also, don't fall into a blackmail scam. Record the perv and report him. Fuck it if the cops know you're a perv.
 
Hahahahaha awesome thread! Thanks TS you cheered me up! Just because it can stream direct to a phone doesn't mean it is.

Destroy everything TS

If it was streaming whomever it belonged to will probably give up their hobby for life now! Hope you're proud of yourself TS
 
Literally none of this actually happened.....but on the off chance it really did .
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