Jimmy Garoppolo new Girlfriend is 41 year old Porn chick

Jimmy G signs a huge deal and his decision making now goes to shit. Not a good sign for this upcoming season for niner fans.
 
Uh why? Her vagina is wrecked like all porn stars
One doesnt simply "wreck" a vagina, bro. I dont care how many dicks have been in it. You need to get that little dick insecurity under wraps.
 
One doesnt simply "wreck" a vagina, bro. I dont care how many dicks have been in it. You need to get that little dick insecurity under wraps.

My ex gf vag was wrecked. I could slide 4 fingers in with ease. Try again.
 
Wow! Just wow. He could have at least gone for an Ava Addams or Bree Olson. Dude just signed for 30 mil a year.

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If I was into milfs and a celeb I would just incessantly go after Scully, forgot the name of the actress but that's the quintessential milf in my book.
 
He could have any milf or 20 year old from almost anywhere.. He picks that? Mental.
 
So you're saying a woman who takes 12 inch dongs on a regular basis has a tighter vag than someone that doesnt bang regularly?

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I enjoy kissing a woman and I can not enjoy kissing a woman who has blown 1000s of dudes. So it's going to be a no for me dawg. But enjoy!
so it is different if she has just blown 1 dude thousands of times?
 
They're hotter than her.

And you're a fool if you don't think Bree Olson isn't hot. Oh yeah, this is Sherdog. Lol.

Wasn't Bree Olson shacked up with Charlie Sheen for a while.....

gonna catch some collateral damage
 
I read once that women who bang a lot actually have better vaginas because they're constantly adapting to stress. Whereas women who don't bang a lot, their vags just let themselves go completely. Not sure what the science is behind the statement

I've gotta say, as a dude who's banged a lot of hookers, it's surprisingly rare I come across a vag that's made me seriously hesitate or at least haggle. And it's generally more a roast beef thing than it looking like a smoking crater in the ground
You need to be a life coach.
 
are these uglies supposed to be hot?
They're hotter than her.

And you're a fool if you don't think Bree Olson isn't hot. Oh yeah, this is Sherdog. Lol.
 
Did you purposely choose unflattering pictures?
 
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