PWD 627: No fats or Bats edition

[Stargazer Rex]

What if after this yellow card is done I lose my pink name?



I may have made a terrible mistake

 

[lakersfan45]

@lakersfan45 if anyone asks you I threatened your life and that’s how I got this. I need to look cool

Yes.

 

[D.R.H.]

That’s just a job! Sherdog is 4 4 4 4 life

 

[lakersfan45]

My wife just told me I brush my teeth like an animal

 

[lakersfan45]

Animals don’t brush their teeth
<Lmaoo>

 

[Stargazer Rex]

My wife just told me I brush my teeth like an animal

You do, Lake. Don’t you go through a toothbrush a month? You are destroying your precious enamel man!

 

[D.R.H.]

My wife just told me I brush my teeth like an animal

Animals don’t brush their teeth
<Lmaoo>

Vintage Mrs Lakerfan ladies and gentlemen.

 

[Stargazer Rex]

Animals don’t brush their teeth
<Lmaoo>

I brush my dog’s teeth. He doesn’t like it.

 

[Pliny Pete]

I was bumping Sublime the other day, arent these some of the same guys?

 

[BEAST]

That's every woman except for Lucy Pinder, Mandy and Kaitlyn

That's a damn good list.

 

[lakersfan45]

I brush my dog’s teeth. He doesn’t like it.

So do I. My toga dogs have phenomenal teeth. I’m not gonna let them get an infection and have pain in the dog mouth.

 

[Stargazer Rex]

So do I. My toga dogs have phenomenal teeth. I’m not gonna let them get an infection and have pain in the dog mouth.

Do you give him those chewy things that help their teeth and gums too?

 

[lakersfan45]

You do, Lake. Don’t you go through a toothbrush a month? You are destroying your precious enamel man!

Lol I go through one a week

 

[lakersfan45]

Do you give him those chewy things that help their teeth and gums too?

No. Because my pug would just try to swallow it without chewing and choke

 

[Stargazer Rex]

Lol I go through one a week

 

[Pliny Pete]

My dogs got a bath scheduled for today
They fucking HATE taking baths
Theyre all laying on the couch snoozing away unaware of the unspeakable horrors that await them as soon as I get up off this chair

 

[Stargazer Rex]

When I take a poo I leave the door open a crack and after a while my dog thinks I’m dead or some shit and head butts the door open. He comes in a little then sees that I’m shitting and quickly leaves because he hates baths and when he sees the tub it triggers his PTSD

 

[RollSonnenRoll]

That's a damn good list.

I would include Summer but quite frankly we’re still on some hard times after the hair dying incident

 

[lakersfan45]

When I take a poo I leave the door open a crack and after a while my dog thinks I’m dead or some shit and head butts the door open. He comes in a little then sees that I’m shitting and quickly leaves because he hates baths and when he sees the tub it triggers his PTSD

Close the door rex

 

[Stargazer Rex]

Close the door rex

That I won’t do