Worst Accidental Texts?

KrazyKanadian said:
My buddy was dating a girl (forgot her name, starts with a T) and was sending her a video of himself jerking off.
His sister's name also starts with a T.

He sent it to his sister, and he didn't even realize it until the next day...where she sent him a message asking what the fuck was wrong with him.

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Is your buddy Randy Couture?
 
One day this crazy junkie broke a window at my house and after he left I posted a Picture of the window on snapchat. I had previously said to my boss that I couldn't work that day because I was out of town.
She replied almost immediatly With a snap of herself at work covering that same shift I said I couldn't take. She was not smiling
 
PRIDEWASBETTER said:
Is your buddy Randy Couture?
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Can someone explain to me what Randy Couture did lately? There was some weird reference to him in a shereog article the other day too. But I don’t know what happened.
 
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"how about a litel dick suck" ... I've been doing my romantic talk wrong lol!!
 
Jack Reacheround said:
Can someone explain to me what Randy Couture did lately? There was some weird reference to him in a shereog article the other day too. But I don’t know what happened.
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Randy choked the chicken on Skype for some chick who went and uploaded the video to PornHub for all to see
 
Last week a girl sent me a pretty revealing photo. It wasn’t for me. We live on opposite sides of the country, but have similar area codes.
I texted back that I promised not to save the photo (which I didn’t) , but that she had the wrong number and I didn’t want her to think that whoever that was intended for was ignoring her. Also, some lucky dude in Washington was about to smash and I didn’t want to mess up his shot. I hope it worked out dude, wherever you are.
 
Smoked up with a super hot friend a few years ago. Little while later I texted her are you baked yet but auto correct changed it to are you naked yet....awkward
A few weeks ago I gave my buddy a a bud of some chronic to try. Texted him a bit later you baked? But again it changed it to naked. Luckily I caught it this time before sending lol.
 
CoolB said:
Smoked up with a super hot friend a few years ago. Little while later I texted her are you baked yet but auto correct changed it to are you naked yet....awkward
A few weeks ago I gave my buddy a a bud of some chronic to try. Texted him a bit later you baked? But again it changed it to naked. Luckily I caught it this time before sending lol.
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Did the hot friend text back though? If so wot she say?
 
Not through text, but through instant message program at my job:

Meant to say "sec" but the x is right next to the c on the keyboard so it came out "I need to see you when you have a sex"

Thank God the letter a was in there, it made my story slightly more believable... Unless I'm Italian.
 
lmao way back when I was in college I was about to lock a deal with meeting up with a girl, I messaged my buddy that was about to lock up a good bang, then I realized i actually messaged the girl.
 
I'm involved in 4 different group texts and I'm too lazy to store all the #s as contacts so I'm constantly sending the wrong texts to the wrong groups. One time some explosive dude in one of the groups posted a ridiculous pic of himself doing a weird pose captioned with "Blessed" and I thought one of my buddies from the chat had sent it to me in our 1on1 text so I instantly responded "HOLY SHIT LMFAO". Everyone in the group text lol'd and dude was butthurt for like a week

That's been about the worst, which makes me pretty lucky now that I think about it
 
The other week it snowed really badly and the president where I work texted everyone not to hurry to work. Well, I have another thread between me and 3 other coworkers that's been ongoing for some time.

While I was at the post office during lunch that day, I was behind some asshole and I texted my group about what a fucking idiot people are at the post office, using quite a bit of profanity. Well, I sent it to the wrong thread and every one of my coworkers as well as the president got it (my boss is what you'd call a very "proper" Christian so I'm sure her jaw dropped).

I had no excuse, so when I got back to the office I took a bow. I delete any thread including my higher-ups immediately after reading them now.
 
Not a text but I was leaving a voicemail telling a client that I had found a Ford Focus ST for them but I said "I found you a Focus STD tha- ...uh Focus ST."
 
A district manager was going to visit the store (Radioshack) and my boss text his friend at another staying the asshole is on his way here, he sent that to the district manager. It was a shitty visit as he was all pissed off and getting us for every speck of dust.
 
One of my friends called me and said if Aaron calls you, tell him we all didn't hang out and that I went to the mountains.
Aaron calls me, and I text my friend Cole, "Yo Aaron called, told him that you were in the mountains this weekend, so if he asks thats what you tell him"
Soon as I sent the message, notice right away that I sent it to Aaron.
Immediately chucked my phone across the room, battery popped out and everything.
 
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