UFC 300 better be Spartan themed

[Mortal Wombat]

BY the time UFC 300 airs Conor will have completed his transition into human crack rock

Smoked by Jones to form a drunk coked up criminal that rams and old pregnant lady with their car, gets out and throws a dolly through the window, jumps in eye pokes her, rapes her and runs only to come back for the cash while pulsing and praying to god.

 

[Hellowhosthat]

Lets go full gladiator/sparta style.

Hunt, Overeem, Ngannou, Stipe, DC, JDS and Derick Lewis vs the entire 125lbs roster at once. In a pit.

There's only about 10 125lb fighters anyway.

How about The Lions Den Vs Team Alpha Male.

 

[Kryptt]

I see Fight Club every time I see this part of the pic...

 

[Hellowhosthat]

Smoked by Jones to form a drunk coked up criminal that rams and old pregnant lady with their car, gets out and throws a dolly through the window, jumps in eye pokes her, rapes her and runs only to come back for the cash while pulsing and praying to god.

Then gets cleared by USADA before main eventing UFC 300

 

[Mortal Wombat]

Then gets cleared by USADA before main eventing UFC 300

 

[Clippy]

Then gets cleared by USADA before main eventing UFC 300

Then fights the oldest must beat up person on the roster

 

[Kryptt]

Smoked by Jones

Well he is a manlet to be blunt...

 

[Mortal Wombat]

Well he is a manlet to be blunt...

Oh shit son

 

[Mortal Wombat]

Then fights the oldest must beat up person on the roster

Eric Silva's great grandfather?

 

[BodomNight**]

UFC should take a page from KSW and get more creative with the events and especially promos. Shit, an average Sherbro can make better posters than the UFC!

Doesn't this KSW poster look good?
Much better than UFC's bland shit IMO.

can't wait till everyone dresses up like a gay Renaissance fair worker to sell a fight!

 

[Kryptt]

can't wait till everyone dresses up like a gay Renaissance fair worker to sell a fight!

 

[BodomNight**]

I think my Avatar wants to meet these guys

 

[Kryptt]

I think my Avatar wants to meet these guys

Nothing wrong with candy canes!

 

[Hotora86]

can't wait till everyone dresses up like a gay Renaissance fair worker to sell a fight!

Sherdog: the place where ppl discuss half-naked men while calling each other "gay".

 

[cheachea]

 

[Ramon Antonio]

The boys will be ready
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The Spartans had an average height of 5'8". Even in those days team alpha male would be a bunch of midgets.

 

[wearetheromans]

on the second page and no one has posted this?

weak.

 

[Marc Trottier]

There was a thread back in 2016 about this:
https://forums.sherdog.com/threads/ufc-300-card-prediction.3181877/

This was my suggested fight card ;-)

Elias Theodorou "The Spartan" vs Andrey Koreshkov "Spartan"
Lucio Linhares "Spartan" vs Yosmany Cabezas "The Spartan"
Oli Thompson "The Spartan" vs Vinicius Kappke de Queiroz "Spartan"
Alex White "The Spartan" vs Diego Marques "Espartano"
Christos Giagos "The Spartan" vs Angelos Zampakikas "Spartan"
Leonidas "The Spartan King" vs Xerxes "The Spartan Killer"

 

[Kryptt]

on the second page and no one has posted this?

weak.

Better to choose one of these...

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[An Uncertain Choice]

UFC 300 - special guest attendee Gerard Butler
Bellator 300 - special guest attendee Sean Maguire