Epic Bisping story (nearly died)

[Blanqa Blanqua]

I mean why lie about that he’s already a former champion we all know he’s tough lol

IKR

It’s like that or maybe the shitty ghost-writer tried to inject some of their own failed fiction writing

lolol

 

[HOV]

lolol



^ that’s u huh? U mad, homie

You have a court date coming up lol

 

[amok attitude]

Crazy fuckin story.
Would have loved to see this cunt met bisping again later in life

 

[Blanqa Blanqua]

You have a court date coming up lol

only date I have coming up is with your momma

 

[Koimpact]

Jesus that is harrowing. On the other hand... what the fuck is it with people and Bisping's eyes? Homie just can't catch a break

 

[HOV]

only date I have coming up is with your momma

You won't make it. You'll be back in jail. Maybe you can get a date in there though lol

 

[BEATDOWNS]

Pretty wild. Why are all these mofo's trying to blind the count?

 

[Blanqa Blanqua]

You won't make it. You'll be back in jail. Maybe you can get a date in there though lol

lol you got burned son. Merked. I am your new daddy.

 

[BEATDOWNS]

You won't make it. You'll be back in jail. Maybe you can get a date in there though lol

lol you got burned son. Merked. I am your new daddy.

 

[HOV]

lol you got burned son. Merked

Not as murked as your chili ring is going to be after your cellmate violates you. I'm sure there will be burning too.

I am your new daddy.

Funny that you say this rn..you'll be hearing a lot of this around 2 days after your court date lol

Then you will think of the irony.

 

[HOV]

Hey he hit on me first

 

[BEATDOWNS]

Hey he hit on me first

Is that why he was in jail went a bit too far did he?

 

[Blanqa Blanqua]

U right he havin fantasies about be for sure.

 

[Blanqa Blanqua]

Is that why he was in jail went a bit too far did he?

now you havin fantasies too?

stick to fantasies about gettin tricked by a realife Baily Jay type, leave me out bro lol

 

[HOV]

Is that why he was in jail went a bit too far did he?

Not as far as he is going to get when he goes back.

 

[pick999]

Cliffs?

 

[AngryWeasel]

That's a fucking story.

Read it dipshits.

 

[Gilday]

Not surprised the police didn't follow up with it, Manchester Police aren't exactly known for caring about victims are they

 

[HOV]

Now, make the story 60% less spectacular and it will be the true story, like the Condit story.

Condit story?

 

[BEATDOWNS]

now you havin fantasies too?

stick to fantasies about gettin tricked by a realife Baily Jay type, leave me out bro lol

Maybe they will dress you up and make you look pretty like Bailey. Or Maybe they will take you as is. Either way best of luck

Spoiler

Not as far as he is going to get when he goes back.