This happens here too. My father lives in the countryside and it's pretty well known than half of the construction workers don't show up on mondays.Picking up construction guys to go to work from drunk tanks and jails in monday morning
This happens here too. My father lives in the countryside and it's pretty well known than half of the construction workers don't show up on mondays.
The boss has to pick them up from police stations later.
Yeah. And with new technology new problems are born.Mentality of a construction worker never changes no matter what country
Yeah. And with new technology new problems are born.
20 years ago in my parents village workers would get shitface drunk at a party, then they would get on their horse and it would take them straight to their home.
Nowadays they drive motorcycles instead of horses so there are a shit ton of accidents and DUIs.
One time we tied up the new guy in the stock room and me and the boys masturbated in front of him.
You sound rapey.
Ahhhh the fun we had that day!
What are some funny things you've done or seen others do at jobs? Here's some of mine to get us started
Thats fucking brutal... John should lawyer up. Hostile work environment. etc.This one is hard to explain but I'll try
One of our guys (John) said something to the new young and naive intern from H. R.(Sara) I can't remember exactly what it was but she took it the wrong way and it got blown out of proportion. H.R. basically said they know it was a misunderstanding but just watch what you say around her and avoid her for awhile. So that's the back story.
A few months later we had one of those "show other departments what you do" days where you take one person from each department around for an hour. John was doing the showing and Sara was in the group. We just happened to have Sara's picture as we had just taken it down from the Employee of the Month board and one guy put it in John's locker and drew a heart around it. When he opened his locker in front of everyone she screamed and ran out of the room.
Next thing I know (I'm a union steward) I'm in H. R. John is crying afraid he's gonna lose his job. Sara got a week off probably paid and was talking about a lawsuit. Upper management got involved Union got involved It was absolutely crazy. I never ratted on the guy who did it though. It was fucking hard not to laugh watching John cry, and I mean really cry, over this because H. R. completely did not believe him and was trying to make sense of it all. I just played dumb.
Tldr: yeah this is too long a story but it was hilarious at the time
Germans must be same way. We have over million dollar home but my wife collects water from faucet when rising dishes ,etc and waters plants in order not to waste water. It's disgusting seeing that tub of water in sink all day and she bitches when I toss it. She drives a Mercedes but shops at dollar store all the time. If I leave a 5W LED light on in an empty room it's the end of the world. Penny wise pound foolish.Romanians are some of the thriftiest fuckers I’ve ever known lol. Dated a Romanian girl once and couldn’t believe the shit her family would pull to save dollars
whispering the N word in the shared bathroomVape weed in the bathroom
Drink beer at my desk
Order thousands of dollars of lunch on company cc
Did I miss anything @Javelina @flashNsmash @Bang Bang @sambobeer @nonnacloots
Guy I'm still really good friends with waited for me to go to the toilet, when I got back he had all my pens in between his toes. I have a thing about pens like I adore pretty stationery but he knows I hate things in between my toes. He had his feet on my desk showing them off as soon as I walked back in.What are some funny things you've done or seen others do at jobs? Here's some of mine to get us started
Call center for a major wireless company:
1. Spent like 2 hours going back and forth with this asshole yelling about his bill. Had a I'm gonna talk to you however I want, the fuck are you gonna do about it attitude. So when we got off the phone I changed his calling plan in a way that guaranteed his next bill would be over $1000. I put notes in his account in Corporate Speak explaining that I advised him against it but he insisted. Wrote the number down and checked the account months later. He was calling every few days screaming about the bill insisting I had fucked up his account, trying and failing to get credits.
2. A girl used to transfer everyone that yelled at her to Virgin Mobile, known to have a labyrinthine automated system nearly impossible to escape. Then she'd put herself on mute and cackle like a witch while they cussed out the automated system.
3. I'm looking through a customers account trying to fix something fucked up, with a supervisor looking over my shoulder trying to help. I'm reading through the notes on the account and start just dying laughing. A rep had used the Send Text feature to send this girl a text on her phone trying to holler at her, after helping her on a call. Supe is not amused, recognizes the name. Walks two rows of cubicles over and literally yanks a dude out of his seat and walks him out of the building on the spot. Turns out dude was in the same building lol.
I'll add more from other jobs shortly.
Guy I'm still really good friends with waited for me to go to the toilet, when I got back he had all my pens in between his toes. I have a thing about pens like I adore pretty stationery but he knows I hate things in between my toes. He had his feet on my desk showing them off as soon as I walked back in.
He and I put boot polish on someone's ear part of his desk phone. Called him and then giggled like idiots knowing he didn't know and his ear had black boot polish all over it.