Old, single, ain't lookin' to mingle

[MusclesMarinara]

Well, the machinery for divorce number 2 is beginning to churn. Relationships have not been kind to your old buddy Muscles. All due to my terrible selection process.

I can tell you this, if you think it's time to get out, get out. Nobody changes that much and your prolonging the inevitable. Hanging around, you might be robbing yourself of meeting the right person.

I would add, don't rescue the princess. She doesn't want rescuing and is happy to drown you with her.

So here I go. Embarking on a new journey. A path of solitary life. It feels okay.

 

[Midnighter]

I'll marry you, bro.

 

[Bia]

time to book flights to South East Asia and live like the king!

 

[EndlessCritic]

Sorry to hear. Assuming there's no kids involved who really cares.

 

[JonnyBonesPharmacist]

Pics of ex?

 

[Bushpig]

You will always have Bigfoot.

 

[MLarson]

Pics of ex?

Both of 'em if possible.

 

[Midnighter]

You will always have Bigfoot.

 

[NoGoodNamesLeft]

u wnana jerk of togethe ronline bro, not gay just some dudes geting manual relase
gotta kep the pipes clean or ur nouts rot off
just some due sboring of together

 

[davidlemonparty]

Got kids bro

 

[Pliny Pete]

Whats her Facebook?

 

[Meatspin]

grats on your freedom

 

[MusclesMarinara]

No kids. Probably not going to happen for me either as I'm in my late 50s.
Best thing I can do now is share life lessons so others don't make the same mistakes I have.

 

[Meatspin]

No kids. Probably not going to happen for me either as I'm in my late 50s.
Best thing I can do now is share life lessons so others don't make the same mistakes I have.

best revenge is living well

 

[MusclesMarinara]

Ah no revenge is needed. I don't wish her ill. She didn't do me wrong in the classic things that destroy a marriage.
Our personalities couldn't match.

 

[Midnighter]

Ah no revenge is needed. I don't wish her ill. She didn't do me wrong in the classic things that destroy a marriage.
Our personalities couldn't match.

Why did you get married?

 

[MusclesMarinara]

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Go out, meet some new friends. They're everywhere and eager to mingle.

1. I would hurt myself trying to get on that ride

2. At my age I would doubt she would even notice I was in the room.

 

[MusclesMarinara]

Why did you get married?

We had similar goals and interests.

Imagine trying to drive a car with two people pulling at the steering wheel using different directions, trying to get to the same place

 

[Meatspin]

Ah no revenge is needed. I don't wish her ill. She didn't do me wrong in the classic things that destroy a marriage.
Our personalities couldn't match.

Fair enough dude. People grow apart, happened to me too.

 

[Prologue]

I'll marry you, bro.

We'll marry you, bro.