Television Which TV wife would be your perfect real life wife?

[liner]

She's up there too but Jeannie from "I Dream of Jeannie" probably takes this. Total smokeshow and her outfit made 10 yo ChickenBrother feel something funny in his pants.


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Jeannie is my first tv love, I was coming here to post her
There have many others since, but she will always have a special place.
I recently worked a comic con where Jeannie was a guest, she still travels and meets her fans. Pretty cool I think. Shes like 90!

 

[DustinBeaver]

Nah, Frasier would be a shit wife, nagging you about leaving the toilet seat up all the time.

 

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Dennis & Dee's mom from Always Sunny was a top shelf milf.

 

[gspieler]

Jill from Home Improvement probably had the combination of looks, intelligence, personality, and trustworthiness.

 

[Otto!]

She's up there too but Jeannie from "I Dream of Jeannie" probably takes this. Total smokeshow and her outfit made 10 yo ChickenBrother feel something funny in his pants.


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Came here to say this.

 

[M4rk]

Detective Nancy McKenna, from LA Finest.

 

[AZ103]

I don’t know what WASP stands for here, but girls have been swallowing for a lot longer than you think. Anyway, it’s not a deal breaker for me.

WASP. Means white Anglo Saxon protestant I'm pretty sure. Western white women essentially.

And I agree. I'd rather they not swallow than have a nation of whores with only fans but I'm married so I also don't give a fuck any more.

 

[emefer]

Carol Brady

 

[RollSonnenRoll]

1.) MILF from Everybody Loves Raymond
2.) Sofia Vergara from Modern Family
3.) Jamie Gertz from Still Standing

Still Standing was my choice. Loved her. Not only was she hot as hell but she was the opposite of the typical sitcom mom. She wasn't the moral compass always rolling her eyes at the fat slob dad. She was often just as clueless as he was and got into just as many hijinks. Felt like they both had no idea what they were doing raising kids but they were in it together

 

[dc007]

I might settle for Claire Dunphy

I was more into Claire actually. Not throwing Gloria out of bed but Claire could get it.

 

[Jack Reacheround]

I might settle for Claire Dunphy

Idk who this is. But her.

 

[Long Dark Blues]

I dont think WASP housewife started swallowing until at least the late 60s so be careful with that approach bro.

Catholic girls been swallowing since Catholic girls were invented.

But, WASPs, yeah...

 

[neverwas]

Peggy Bundy.

I knew Peggy would be here!

 

[StonedLemur]

Leonidas wife from the movie 300.
Strong, dignified and would do anything for her husband.

 

[ARW]

Joy from my name is earl


Hey earl

 

[M4rk]

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Joy from my name is earl


Hey earl

Hey Crabman

 

[Law Talkin’ Guy]

 

[DW=HERO]

 

[TankAbbott4Eva]

Never watched it much before but I just watched a couple episodes of King of Queens. Carrie Heffernan is really hot, but yet does not seem unattainable. And it struck me that she would be about exactly what I would want. She is hot, a smart ass, loves sex, smart, etc. About all i would ask for. So who would be your ideal fictional wife t have in real life?


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That’s mine, hot as fuck

 

[herpd807]

All you star Trek nerds rejoice in this reference...

If you know, then you know.