News Jon Jones In Trouble for Supposedly Threatening to Kill Drug Tester (Updated with Video of 'Incident'.)

[HavokHarmon]

This is all a big misunderstanding!

Jones wasn’t threatening the drug tester. He was merely warning him that he had so many drugs in his system that it may be hazardous to the testers health to even collect a sample.

Class act.

 

[loisestrad]

Imagine you were having a good time, enjoying a nice cold beer or two, and some dude out of the blue walked up to you and told you to get your dick out so he could watch you pee? Weird and rude, imo.

 

[gunlok]

Professional have standards... if part of your contract is to show you doing a thing into a cup to designated specialist then you shut your mouth and do the required thing.

 

[moreorless87]

But he's such a great god fearing man.

He has a lot to be a afraid of when god gets hold of him.

 

[HolmeZy55]

That Hollywood life will take you down, even if you're Mike fucking Tyson.

For that reason, I'm a bit more lenient when it comes to stars.

Yeah I know right, poor fucking millionaires, what a tough life, it must be so difficult for them, I weep at the thought of these poor and troubled souls.

 

[WokeWarrior]

anybody know the drug testers IG i wanna thank him for doing his job and not
backing down. i seriously wanna show him my appreciation with some cool shirts
i designed

Spoiler: The appreciation Gift

And hes gotta pay for shippin

 

[Oldman1]

So does new testing require fighters to be sober 24/7? Am I missing something here? If he was intoxicated why not immediately leave and come back next day... whatever is in his system on a Thursday is going to be there on a Friday.

In either case lmao

No it wouldn't be, that's absolutely ridiculous

 

[Oldman1]

He should never be allowed to compete again.

If anyone did it in the octagon to an official, they would receive such punishment.

 

[Corrado Soprano]

Never forget that Jon drunkenly threatened to stick his finger up a comedians butthole

 

[Hdfi]

I wonder if killing the drug tester counts as a failed test?

Not if they don't find the body...

 

[Halge]

He's going to devolve so rapidly once he retires.

Why? He'll be free to kill anyone he likes, whenever he likes. It'll be good for him.

 

[Striker Fox]

Hopefully he fails his millionth test so he'll be forced to stop holding up the division for the meaningless relic fight against Stipe.

Crown Aspinall already.

 

[Oddmonster]

Tyson is treated like a lovable icon these days,

But look into his history, the kind of drugs he did, women he smashed, fights and legal trouble he got into, people he pissed off, ears he bit off, money he lost.

That Hollywood life will take you down, even if you're Mike fucking Tyson.

For that reason, I'm a bit more lenient when it comes to stars.

 

[Dana's Conscience]

omg jones fuckin up once again, whats new?




My take is that the cte he has sustained throughout his career is making his behavior more irrational and erratic as years go by, who knows but jones is at a really low point in his life,, physically and personally... and thats saying a lot

Dude hasn't taken enough damage for me to be super worried about CTE. Alcoholism will make people act like this though.

 

[Fight Professor]

Yeah I know right, poor fucking millionaires, what a tough life, it must be so difficult for them, I weep at the thought of these poor and troubled souls.

A lack of money can cause a lot of stress and misery. But millions of dollars is not going to make anyone happier long term if there are underlying problems.

 

[Davidjacksonjones]

@Dana's Moonface @haj02
Fake news, the media are demons, trying to blacken the good name of our mighty Lord and Saviour Saint Jones

 

[mjfan23]

Drug tester not Drug dealer? How un jones like

 

[AstralPanda]

Yeah I know right, poor fucking millionaires, what a tough life, it must be so difficult for them, I weep at the thought of these poor and troubled souls.

Perhaps you just haven't bothered to do any research beyond this smooth brained statement.

A life In hollywood Is not easy and often very dark, as anyone with a functioning computer should know by now.

When you reach that level of wealth and stardom, It comes along with pressures and baggage that you probably couldn't even conceive of.

mo money mo problems, someone with bitterness and envy In their souls would like to imagine they live life on easy mode. But that's never how things work.

 

[Iroh]

So does new testing require fighters to be sober 24/7? Am I missing something here? If he was intoxicated why not immediately leave and come back next day... whatever is in his system on a Thursday is going to be there on a Friday.

In either case lmao

I don't think he was worried about testing positive for alcohol. It's more to indicate the state he was in and how it likely contributed to the aggressive attitude he had.

And no, some drugs can have a very short detection period. Or at least, that could always be the case with newly designed substances or newly designed methods to evade detection. It's hard to tell for sure though, because I don't know what tests this agency does conpared with, for example, what USADA used to do with the samples they'd take from the fighters.

 

[GreenGorilla]

That coke is a motherfucker let me tell you