If someone narrated your life, who would you want to be the narrator?

[Uber_Noober]

Jeremy Irons

 

[Joe Mama]

Ron Jeremy Irons

Fixed

 

[jeff7b9]

David Attenborough for sure!

Better hurry up.

 

[Streeter]

Morgan Freeman

 

[My name is]

Pbd

 

[666]

Helen Keller.

 

[Joe Mama]

Hellen Keller.

After she answered the iron or read the waffle iron.

 

[666]

After she answered the iron or read the waffle iron.

After we bang all night long.

 

[Texan6533]

Ian Mcshane, feel like that guy could make any life story seem interesting on his voice alone.

 

[Joe Mama]

After we bang all night long.

Does she moan with her hands?

 

[jeff7b9]

Does she moan with her hands?

Only one way to find out.




Anyway... my gift to you, and any other freaks:

 

[dildos]

Will Arnett

 

[zapataxiv]

Edward James Olmos making rhymes

 

[zapataxiv]

Will Arnett

"and then he made a big little mistake"

 

[PRESIDENT TRUMP]

Macy Gray

 

[jeff7b9]

Edward James Olmos making rhymes

Rhymes...

Good idea.

Dibs on Eminem, to narrate my life story, in hip hop form.

 

[Contempt]

(You can only pick one person)

I'm going to say Charlton Heston.

Samuel L "motherfucking" Jackson.

Would be entertaining and expletive ridden.

 

[Axe720]

Earl Nightingale

 

[Long Dark Blues]

Keith David.

 

[Flower2dPeople]

Those call for prayer imams.