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And for the record I don't think there's anyone in the NFL named "Ashley" lol!!!!
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You got me there tbh.
And for the record I don't think there's anyone in the NFL named "Ashley" lol!!!!
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I guess playing a D level sport like divegrass requires less technique than "clumsy" football.
Is anyone going to claim that Lebron isn't the best athlete in the world? I'd say the answer to the thread is SG in basketball. Some outside LB's and DE are athletic monsters.
Soccer: Requires every player on the field to manipulate an object with their feet while running.
Take it from someone who HAS ACTUALLY played soccer (or football as it's known as overseas - you probably didn't know this) at a high level - it's an extremely simplistic game from a technical standpoint.
The neverending list of manly NFL names aside though ...
Humans: Designed to manipulate objects with their hands
Football: Requires about half (if even that, more like a quarter) of the players on the field to manipulate a ball with their hands, the rest never even have to touch the ball.
Soccer: Requires every player on the field to manipulate an object with their feet while running. And lets not even start on how much skill it takes to direct a rifled cross into a 2 sq ft area of the goal with your head.
So yeah, only an imbecile would fail to grasp the blatantly obvious truth that Soccer requires orders of magnitude more skill and technique than American Pussified Rugby does.
It's always funny to see people who have never played the game try to act like some sort of authority.
Ever heard of the keeper you troglodyte? No real need to "manipulate" anything with their feet while running there rofl. You've exposed yourself as lacking even the most basic understanding of the game ie: positions.
Take it from someone who HAS ACTUALLY played soccer (or football as it's known as overseas - you probably didn't know this) at a high level - it's an extremely simplistic game from a technical standpoint.
This is one of the dumbest things ive ever read.
The Art of diving and prancing around like a queer is the one true skill that Americans may never master. Bravo Rum.
:icon_lol: The NBA has so much simulation it's ridiculous.
And American football players, with their tight, tiiiiiiight britches and goofy-ass shoulder pads and helmets look about as queer as its possible to look without wearing actual studded leather and ballgags.
Which is fine with me, I'm all for it. Only a complete pussy would use the word "queer" as a slur.
Lmao somehow the first pic is more queer than the second? I wonder if Ronaldo keeps a stylist on call to do his hair for him at halftime.
I highlight the tight, tiiiiiiight pants of American football and you choose a picture with the lower half cropped.
You just tapped out son, thanks for playing. :icon_lol: :icon_lol: :icon_lol:
Lol so anything tight is queer these days?
I highlight the tight, tiiiiiiight pants of American football and you choose a picture with the lower half cropped.
I highlight the tight, tiiiiiiight pants of American football