Someone is stealing my fruit

Hogey

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someone is going down my driveway and stealing from my fruit trees. Motherfucker stole all my persimmons. Can I legally beat some ass if I catch them in the act? Dude is trespassing on my property and thieving my belongings
 
Put tracking devices in all your persimmons.
 
Put canker sores on the branches.
 
You deserve it for growing persimmons.
 
Rig a boobytrap that drops wet cement all over someone whenever they pull on the tree branches
 
I thought about putting razor blades and fish hooks around my shit. This :eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek: has stole avacodos peaches and organges from me before I want to enjoy the fruits of my labor
 

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Sorry bro, needed em to make myself some county jail style hooch. Will make sure to save you some of the finished product; it's fixing to be a potent brew.

JK, it was Sasquatch that got you for your fruit.
 
Poison the tree. They'll never come back after the first bite.
 
I don't want to get sued for booby trapping shit. That's why I want to know if I can throw hands

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I have never had a persimmon. Are they good?

Also, buy a drone, trick it out, and blow the shit out of them.
 
It depends on your states laws.
 
I have nothing to add, but I would like an update when the persimmon poacher is jab touched.
 
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