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Yea, I like the wasabi ones and the honey roasted ones. I pretty much just eat almonds for breakfast.
Those do NOT work well as suppositories though.
Yea, I like the wasabi ones and the honey roasted ones. I pretty much just eat almonds for breakfast.
Because I think I'm about to try. Goddamnit they're so good. I can't stop eating them.
Follow-up question: If you ate nothing but Jordan almonds would your teeth eventually crumble into useless bits of mess, or would you develop newly-evolved next-gen indestructoteeth?
Follow follow up up question: If you (I) do destroy your (my) teeth into crumbly bits of mess eating Jordan almonds could you survive just gargling them around your mouth until they dissolve and you could get enough nutrition there? Do Jordan almonds even dissolve?
@Clippy
Yea, I like the wasabi ones and the honey roasted ones. I pretty much just eat almonds for breakfast.
Those do NOT work well as suppositories though.
Actually this whole idea started as a way to get vegan poontang. This is my vegan expression and you should check your carnivorous privilege you savage murderer.
I like using spacing.Does this post or the op have pictures I'm not seeing or do you just like using large spacing?
I'm willing to try, but this discussion is academic.You sell out your base nature for poon?
I'm willing to try, but this discussion is academic.
Look man - I swiped right on some hot vegan poon, and now I'm just trying to work out the rest of my life. My ancestors are dead and they would never shame poon.You shame your ancestors.
LOL nice touch.... with the jab!
@FacePunch
Look man - I swiped right on some hot vegan poon, and now I'm just trying to work out the rest of my life. My ancestors are dead and they would never shame poon.
@FacePunch
If you eat too many of these (the hickory smoked ones are amazing too), your anus will die a slow painful, endless-feeling death.
This isn't a joke. I had a couple of cans of this over a weekend, and it felt like someone was pulling razor wire through me a couple of days later. One of the most painful and seemingly endless ordeals I've ever suffered through. As bad as breaking my wrist and ankle. Maybe worse.
Oh, she'll be eating meat alright.You are placing it on a pedestal higher than yourself.
You duck a challenge.
if you smash without converting you are strong
If you convert the vegan back to what nature intended you will be legend
@FacePunch
If you eat too many of these (the hickory smoked ones are amazing too), your anus will die a slow painful, endless-feeling death.
This isn't a joke. I had a couple of cans of this over a weekend, and it felt like someone was pulling razor wire through me a couple of days later. One of the most painful and seemingly endless ordeals I've ever suffered through. As bad as breaking my wrist and ankle. Maybe worse.
Had to Google Jordan almonds...
Have you tried Wonderful Almonds?
The company is owned by this guy named Stu Resnik
This is good little docu about him and his company
Where do these Jordan almonds come from the country of Jordan? They too are primarily a desert. I wonder how they get their water.
@FacePunch
If you eat too many of these (the hickory smoked ones are amazing too), your anus will die a slow painful, endless-feeling death.
This isn't a joke. I had a couple of cans of this over a weekend, and it felt like someone was pulling razor wire through me a couple of days later. One of the most painful and seemingly endless ordeals I've ever suffered through. As bad as breaking my wrist and ankle. Maybe worse.