Is it a bad idea to bone your housekeeper?

You know how I know you watch too much porn?
 
If you are single, this should be a no brainer, you should be pounding that.
 
It's not wrong per se, but if she is 'a bit older' there is a good chance that she has some sexual experience and your weird advances and other hapless, virginal fumbling could cause her to die laughing, eventually. Then you would be without a housekeeper and i can't imagine mummy being very pleased with that, can you.
 
Lets ask this hollywood expert
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@Darth_Inv1ctu5 @sissypunch @TeTe @tonysmasseuse

You guys make it sound like it's cut and dry, but does she get paid for staying past her allotted time? Extra Christmas bonus perhaps? If she does this with me, is she doing this with my neighbors? Is this going to be a regularly scheduled occurrence?

Has anyone else dealt with this? How did it turn out for you?

Also, is it possible to die from blue balls syndrome?
 
Only if she's a 9.9/10 or higher.
 
The terminator did it, why not ;)
 
Maybe she wants a quickie, my guess is she's looking for a man. Don't think that she'll give it up easy just because she's a maid. If her morals where as loose as you believe them to be, I highly doubt she would be working as a cleaning lady.
 
I know it's a bad idea, but when you think about it, is really THAT bad?

I got a housekeeper who is Dominican. She is bit older, but she has mixed complexion, pretty eyes, soft looking skin, nice sized breasts, wide hips, thick ass, and broken English. A genuinely beautiful woman. I am attracted to her, and she is giving me hard signs that she is attracted to me as well.

Whenever she comes into my home office I have to leave the room because the sexual tension is unbearable. Just being near her gets me aroused, but I am usually good about not indicating any interest. Anyways, I thought the tension had dissipated since it has been a few months and nothing has happened.

This time, I decided to stay in the room since she didn't have a lot of time left on the clock, and I didn't think she would be in there for long. I thought I would just give her the space she needed to do her thing. As she was cleaning out my desk, she asked me if I wanted to throw away an empty box out.

This caught me off guard as I was fully aroused. As I got up to inspect the box, I tried to lower and tuck, but I didn't get a good clinch between my legs in time and it flipped up. Her eyes dropped and widen. I quickly grabbed the box and left the room to throw it out.

I had to wait a couple of minutes to calm down before going back in there. When I did, I sat down in my chair on the other end of the desk and acted like nothing happened. She then turns to me, flicks her head towards my groin and says, "next time, I clean other side of desk?" She smiled, giggled, and walked off without waiting for my response.

She is trying to seduce me and I starting to crack.

What are the rules of engagement for this sort of situation?

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Ask if she's knows how to polish wood.....

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You tuck down? How do you tuck your erection down? If I have to get up at an inopportune time I do the belt trick and tuck it up under my belt line. The belt line holds it up against me while it goes soft then it will just fall to the left or right so its not pressing against my pants as much.

You tucked down because you wanted her to see you little devil. I like your style. Go get'em kid.
 
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