Actually I'm a Kobe fan and had to go through the Kobe vs MJ thing during his prime. And Jordan fans are indeed ridiculous so please...stop preaching to the choir.
And by this post I can tell you are pretty young and didn't actually watch the Bulls play. Jordan would guard Curry, not Harper. Curry, due to his constant movement, would get some open shots against Jordan and possibly catch fire and go for 40+. But he's going to have to deal with Jordan's physicality and as we've seen Steph doesn't do well with physicality. Also, Jordan routinely shut down Reggie Miller who constantly moved without the ball and ran around screens to get open shots like Curry does. Not quite as good as Curry but comparable.
Durant absolutely does not murder Pippen. The combination of Pippen, Rodman, and Jordan switching and taking turns on KD would slow him down if not completely shut him down. Remember, there are a lot of times KD becomes quiet or ineffective even without great defense. And Harper could guard Thompson just fine.