PWD 670: Here's to the Greatest...

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I have not been watching anything wrestling related in a few months

Let’s talk about a few things:

This promo is absolutely fucking gold. Lynch is killing it.

If WWE was smart, they would put her over Ronda. This is the most authenticly over woman wrestler that I’ve ever seen in WWE.

And Nikki Cross saying “I want to play with you, Becky” with her face and her voice. Man that chick is fucking rad too.
 
I saw a funny picture on twitter earlier but now I can’t find it.

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Here you go @Smigg .


Excellent.

I've always hated Jim Jefferies. Only so many times you can hear "I did loads of drugs, and this happened" material. Then, for him to turn round and finger wag to everyone else, it's ridiculous.
 
So is the thread title implying that Maria is "the greatest"? The greatest what? Or at what? Explain yourself, @GoldenAzazel. Also, what kind of fraggle wouldn't use this as the theme?


It's a reference to her and her husband's theme on 205 Live.
 


I have not been watching anything wrestling related in a few months

Let’s talk about a few things:

This promo is absolutely fucking gold. Lynch is killing it.

If WWE was smart, they would put her over Ronda. This is the most authenticly over woman wrestler that I’ve ever seen in WWE.

And Nikki Cross saying “I want to play with you, Becky” with her face and her voice. Man that chick is fucking rad too.


She’s killing it. Most over person in the company. And naturally built so Vince is going to kill it.

Also Becky, Asuka and Nikki, they’re not blond and don’t have stripper tits. Or horse faces. So Vince thinks, meh.

And the Fox reps don’t know who the fuck they are. So unlike Ronda. Who is blond so Vince thinks she’s hot even if those titties and ass...

Nikki shouldn’t be jobbing. She’s the fucking third best WRESTLER (ring technique, ring psychology, promo) on the female roster.

My ranking:

1) Asuka still even though she has been criminally misused - her promo work on NXT was the best at the time and her match with Nikki was top 3 in the whole company that year if not the best - male or female

2) Becky

3) Nikki, already fucking up

4) Io Shirai but they’re going to fuck her up. I checked out some of her shit and she’s better than Asuka in some of what she does

5) Charlotte (as a heel) - stupid fucking loss to dance break Mella

Honorable mentions: Honda

Dishonorable mentions: Snuka, Nia, Bellas
 
She’s killing it. Most over person in the company. And naturally built so Vince is going to kill it.

Also Becky, Asuka and Nikki, they’re not blond and don’t have stripper tits. Or horse faces. So Vince thinks, meh.

And the Fox reps don’t know who the fuck they are. So unlike Ronda. Who is blond so Vince thinks she’s hot even if those titties and ass...

Nikki shouldn’t be jobbing. She’s the fucking third best WRESTLER (ring technique, ring psychology, promo) on the female roster.

My ranking:

1) Asuka still even though she has been criminally misused - her promo work on NXT was the best at the time and her match with Nikki was top 3 in the whole company that year if not the best - male or female

2) Becky

3) Nikki, already fucking up

4) Io Shirai but they’re going to fuck her up. I checked out some of her shit and she’s better than Asuka in some of what she does

5) Charlotte (as a heel) - stupid fucking loss to dance break Mella

Honorable mentions: Honda

Dishonorable mentions: Snuka, Nia, Bellas
Calm down, dude. Nikki lost one match and it was to one of the most over wrestlers on the roster and a champion.
 
Calm down, dude. Nikki lost one match and it was to one of the most over wrestlers on the roster and a champion.

She should be taking out jabronis like Bayley to build a threat to Becky/Honda/Charlotte down the line.

Not going straight into Revival jobber mode.
 
Big Dave says Braun's knees are shot.
 
She’s killing it. Most over person in the company. And naturally built so Vince is going to kill it.

Also Becky, Asuka and Nikki, they’re not blond and don’t have stripper tits. Or horse faces. So Vince thinks, meh.

And the Fox reps don’t know who the fuck they are. So unlike Ronda. Who is blond so Vince thinks she’s hot even if those titties and ass...

Nikki shouldn’t be jobbing. She’s the fucking third best WRESTLER (ring technique, ring psychology, promo) on the female roster.

My ranking:

1) Asuka still even though she has been criminally misused - her promo work on NXT was the best at the time and her match with Nikki was top 3 in the whole company that year if not the best - male or female

2) Becky

3) Nikki, already fucking up

4) Io Shirai but they’re going to fuck her up. I checked out some of her shit and she’s better than Asuka in some of what she does

5) Charlotte (as a heel) - stupid fucking loss to dance break Mella

Honorable mentions: Honda

Dishonorable mentions: Snuka, Nia, Bellas
Stripper tits are best for business, Pal.

You need a mix of chicks that can go and chicks who are eye candy for a sucessful chick division.
That is why Bayley is doing nothing. She covers up that trunk of funk and she is not in the top 5 of chicks in ring ability. Bayley needs to borrow, Cumellas ring gear and she will elevate herself into the title mix. She needs to let that ass breathe.
 
She should be taking out jabronis like Bayley to build a threat to Becky/Honda/Charlotte down the line.

Not going straight into Revival jobber mode.
Losing to the most over person on the roster doesn't make you a jobber. Cien isn't a jobber for losing to AJ Styles in his debut, and neither is Cross.
 
Stripper tits are best for business, Pal.

You need a mix of chicks that can go and chicks who are eye candy for a sucessful chick division.
That is why Bayley is doing nothing. She covers up that trunk of funk and she is not in the top 5 of chicks in ring ability. Bayley needs to borrow, Cumellas ring gear and she will elevate herself into the title mix. She needs to let that ass breathe.

Bayley ain’t blonde and she doesn’t have titties. She got an awesome ass. Fox got a better one though and she is a fine woman up close.

Vince doesn’t think anything other than a horse face blonde big titty girl is money.

Vince needed explaining that Asian girl porn is a thing. He had Kim fucking Gail. Can do a promo, can wrestle and is hot as fuck. I don’t need any coke or whiskey. I might need some Blue Chew after my seventh go.

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PS every wrestling podcast seems to have Blue Chew as a sponsor. So we are weak dick fuckers. Meanwhile all the history podcasts I listen to have ads from companies that supply meals you can cook instead of going to a store. Basically I’m a penile dysfunction can’t cook family man with issues with going outside to the store.
 
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