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shelly said the snow is gonna be stupid, but Shelley's stupid. Those hospital day are over, I know we argued over GIANT but it doesn't mean you shouldn't keep up with tha thing.
Great, seems like the taxi driver’s been eating garlic non stop for days in this stinking cab. Good thing the windows actually work or I’d make fresh air by smashing it with his head. Not too much traffic at least, so the ride from the airport shouldn’t be too painful for once.
Nothing ever changes in LA. Different days, same kind of assholes. Of course it doesn’t help that I’m renting a room next to skid row, but I’m used to this playground so it’s gonna take more than a few bums to kick me out of my sandbox.
Who shall we reference you as?And god damn it, might as well be in a sandbox. Did someone spill salt all over this bed? Maybe some kid wouldn’t eat his soup and started jumping up and down on a box of dry crackers.
They told me the room was dirty. They told me not to expect much.
But this?
A god damn salty cracker bed?
Someone did this to me. Someone who doesn’t want me to sleep. Someone who knows how much I hate crackers.
Or worse, someone who wants me to call the maid. Someone waiting.
Phones out, too. Cord ripped, real dirty like.
What’s the play here? Fuck up my bedsheets, get me to walk downstairs with a rotten look on my face and then what?
“Oh, Senior, I am sorry.”
The maid looked panicked.
“I give you wrong room key, yes? Room is next door. This room need cleaning.”
I sigh a heavy sigh and laugh.
“I’m getting too paranoid. Who gives a shit what room I’m staying in?”
“Pardon me senior?”
“It’s nothing. Take me to my room.”
Later that night I heard a man shout about the state of his bed, then a gunshot in the lobby.
Maybe not “too” paranoid.
Who shall we reference you as?
I honestly haven't a clue, lolI’m sorry I’m not sure what you mean? Are we all supposed to take on our own character for the novel? I was just following up on Ottawa’s lead
@MacDuffle pick a character, add some pictures
Hello Mr No. It's a pleasure