I think this body builder was trying to turn me into a twinkie

i once was playing squash at this gym and i needed to take a piss, so i went to the upstairs bathrooms, i walk into the toilets and this huge dude in a skimpy towel was standing behind the door, i looked up at him and he smiled, at that moment i was 100 percent sure that i was going to be rectally violated, but to my surprise he just walked out......i was relieved and a little disappointed <GSPWoah>
 
Just in case I have to clarify for ya'll - I am, and have always been, strictly into women.
The fact that you thought you had to clarify it proves it otherwise.

Dude, it's okay to be gay/bi. Live your life and stop worrying about your sexuality.
 
Hey @equus sorry to bother you but I was wondering if this OP shit posting and trolling was allowed or not. Cheers bro, hope the family is well.
 
Sorry bud. Whats the issue? Havent been on for a bit other then sportsbook...
 
Just admit it op your just a fuck up!!! Go fuck some tranny’s
 
Hey @equus sorry to bother you but I was wondering if this OP shit posting and trolling was allowed or not. Cheers bro, hope the family is well.
Oi bra this is entertaining and op needs halp!
 
Sorry bud. Whats the issue? Havent been on for a bit other then sportsbook...

Hey man, I just thought the op might contravene the posting guidelines, ie, it's clearly not about strength or conditioning, it's clearly just trolling so it lowers the general quality of posts in the forum etc.

If you see no problem I'm not bothered, just thought someone might want to know what's going on because lord knows no one is looking.
 
I like your stories. I think I speak for the whole sub forum when I say we need more of these...
 
Seems like you did an awful lot of projecting here TS
 
You do not.
Why not? Look at how it has brought us all together. It's the f13 way. Someone says something really dumb, thread attracts attention, we all end up chit chatting like I imagine emergency response team members would when they've showed up a little too late to be tasked with the life saving jobs, but will still hang around.
 
Why not? Look at how it has brought us all together. It's the f13 way. Someone says something really dumb, thread attracts attention, we all end up chit chatting like I imagine emergency response team members would when they've showed up a little too late to be tasked with the life saving jobs, but will still hang around.
Ha, I like the analogy!
 
I forgot to ask, what is a twinkie?
A cream filled dessert/snack. Usually it is a sweet vanilla like cream inside a yellow sponge cake and vacuum sealed in a plastic bag.
I assume TS meant the man was going to skin him Alaric’s and then fill up his skin carcass with a substance he found sweet to later eat when he felt hungry.
 
A twinkie.

It's basically what happens in prison when a self perceived "alpha" male targets a vulnerable inmate and basically makes him his bitch, or girlfriend - uses him to get his perverse and sexually repressed jollies.

Said "alpha" males are typically unable to attain adequate satisfaction from female partners.
 
A twinkie.

It's basically what happens in prison when a self perceived "alpha" male targets a vulnerable inmate and basically makes him his bitch, or girlfriend - uses him to get his perverse and sexually repressed jollies.

Said "alpha" males are typically unable to attain adequate satisfaction from female partners.
Has that happened to you before? Are you in prison?
 
A twinkie.

It's basically what happens in prison when a self perceived "alpha" male targets a vulnerable inmate and basically makes him his bitch, or girlfriend - uses him to get his perverse and sexually repressed jollies.

Said "alpha" males are typically unable to attain adequate satisfaction from female partners.


LISTEN KID!!! IM A TWINKIE AND IM COMING FOR YOU!!!!


Run pussy..... RUN!!!!!
 
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