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A friend of mine lived with a woman for 7 years and decided to get married. All of his friends warned him that the sex would end. He said that she likes sex more often than he does. I saw him again a year later and he said we were absolutely right and it had been over 6 months since they had...

One guy I know had his drunken Aunt tell him at his wedding that before you are married, the pussy is open and the mouth is closed [meaning that they don't complain]. After marriage, the mouth is open and the pussy is closed.

When I had my first MRI in 1991 they were just starting to use their new MRI and they had to keep re-scanning because something wasn't coming out right. My shoulders didn't fit so I had to raise one up to fit in the tube. I spent nearly 2 hours in the tube and I was wondering if they were going...

Re you sure it's the shoes squeaking and not you? Those are not old man shoes because they have laces. Old man shoes either have Velcro closures or elastic because we can't bend over to tie them.

If you're in the US, the most difficult part will be finding a vehicle with a stick shift. There are very few sold anymore.

My father was a firm but fair man. I respected him and tried to be like him. He would tell you to do something and you did it or you could expect a belt across your ass. I was discussing fathers with co-workers. One said his father would tell him to do something. If he didn't do it after the...

States have varied forms of taxation. Some have an income tax where they tax the money you make. Some have property taxes so people pay an annual amount based on the value of real estate that they own. Then there are sales taxes, vehicle taxes etc. Many have all of those. I'm retired so I don't...

For a patio it would have been better to use blocks or bricks so it can be reset later. Concrete will crack.

Many animals self medicate. When dogs have a stomach problem, they eat grass and vomit.

I married a nun. Nun in the morning and nun at night.

I have a well. The water has some iron but other then that it's pretty good and tests well.

I agree that animals smell water.

Tesla seems to be set up to fail. They fired their Supercharger staff and the stock price has dropped.

I don't have a smartphone and I am old. I had one for two years in 2013-2015 when I had Verizon. I don't do well with touchscreens. My touch seems to make them go crazy. I had to use a stylus. My fingers seem to activate a larger portion of the screen. I also have a condition called essential...

I know a couple of people who are paranoid that someone is watching them. They have smartphones. I tried to explain to them that they don't have to be concerned about someone watching them because their phone is tracking every movement and listening to every word. They don't believe it. I tell...

In the past, I tried watching each new show. The ones I liked were usually canceled. Now I watch mostly YouTube videos. When I do watch television, the commercials really annoy me.

I don't think John Deere manufacturers their own small engines. They have their name on engines made by others. Lawnmowers are designed to run at full throttle to keep the proper blade speed. To lessen the load you can run at a slower ground speed.

I'm old enough to remember when Mountain Dew went nationwide after Pepsi bought it in the 1960s.

I don't much care about the draft, I'm more interested in which undrafted players they pick up.

So it seems that both the Bears and Viqueens are shoe ins for the Superbowl. Should be interesting.