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    What is Your All-Time Favorite Edson Barboza Fight?

    The one where he got his ass thoroughly and completely kicked like a dirty diaper.
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    Rewatch When Brock showed he was for real

    Cain was cool
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    Esteban Ribovics & the Orthodox Right Hook

    I think I speak for everyone, when I say: please stop talking so much.
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    The UFC should just feed Derrick Lewis unranked fighters from now on

    Don’t laugh, right now, he’s playing strip poker with my grandmother.
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    The UFC should just feed Derrick Lewis unranked fighters from now on

    And I just watched a clown take a huge dump in the middle of a busy sidewalk.
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    Are there rules against oil checks?

    Why, he tried to stump break that boy!
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    If Stipe Miocic beats Jon Jones, do you think he'll defend his belt?

    When I read this, a fart came out my bottom.
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    Does anyone else find the disregard for Pereira as a competent grappler irritating?

    I don’t even know who she is.
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    Media UFC-president Dana White catches a FedEx worker on a bad day

    A local service had a guy who got caught peeing on packages
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    Aldo giving free demonstration of what healthy lifestyle, dedication, and professionalism looks like

    Yeah I read all about that in Who Gives a Fuck magazine.
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    News Anthony Smith: "Stupid fans don't understand my analysis"

    During the last UFC watch party at my neighbors house, my neighbor got drunk shit in his own microwave and turned it on. That place stinks so bad.
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    Media Joe Rogan UFC vs Boxing - Remember this?

    I enjoy smoked brisket.
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    I HATE ESPN

    They’re still around?
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    The Stat That Obliterates Jamahal Hill's "I Was Doing Okay" Narrative

    Tell me more of this lady.
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    Why would Leon fight Belal? Leon already worked him over.

    My wee wee goes winkle and my boo hoo goes boom boom.
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    The Stat That Obliterates Jamahal Hill's "I Was Doing Okay" Narrative

    Good point. That is pretty bad.
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    Media Khabib predicted Max Holloway's future and legacy

    Did he predict the next time someone will poop in the octagon?
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    Max Should Be the Number 2 Ranked Lightweight Right Now, Right?

    Speaking of number two, when’s the last time someone pooped in the octagon?
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    The Stat That Obliterates Jamahal Hill's "I Was Doing Okay" Narrative

    But did he poop??? No? Then good for him for not pooping in the octagon.
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    Francis' Record beaten again

    Who’s she again?
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