I’ll give you a brief rundown. Get a tub of water and put it front of your recliner. Make sure the lamp on the end table is plugged in and turn the lamp on. Remove light bulb with the switch still on. Do it quickly so you don’t burn your fingers. Sit in chair and completely submerge both feet in...
When I was jerking off to that Jedi girl picture, the book turned the page and I saw the big nosed Jewish kid instead. Lost my wood, hope chewy rams his red lightsaber up his ass.
Just kidding. I gained an extra inch on my erect penis. There’s no genders. Only tops and bottoms.
Two homosexual men went on a homosexual camping trip and did homosexual things. One stayed with his wife, the other got bashed to death.
The whole shoot and match in less than a paragraph.
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