AZ phony electors bout to get the Mace Windu treatment. How many do you think flip?
We had 1 flip in the MI phony elector case and another one in MI claiming they did not know they were a phony elector.
I put the over/under on AZ flippers at 2.
I put the over/under on the word LAWFARE being...
https://www.azfamily.com/2024/04/24/arizona-ag-kris-mayes-announces-indictment-11-fake-electors-heres-what-we-know/
I make fun of Cyber Ninja but he was smart enough to tell the truth about Biden winning while getting AZ to pay for private jet trips.
Looks like Drunk Rudy is indicted as well...
https://www.nytimes.com/2024/04/23/nyregion/trump-child-tip-doorman-national-enquirer.html
My 2nd favorite angle from yesterday is Dino the Doorman. I dont think the story is true(but is plausible), but laugh every time I think the Ultimate Con Man in Trump got conned by a fucking Doorman for 30k.
Ted Cruz is a human doormat. First Trump found out Jerry Falwell Jr, liked to watch the Pool Boy drill press his wife. Trump then got Cuck Falwell Jr to switch his endorsement from Doormat Cruz to Sleepy Donny, then Trump blames Doormat's Dad for killing Kennedy and Cruz being a serial adulterer...
I used to work in a restaurant with a chick named Joy. I used to walk around saying, I am only here to spread joy, Where is Joy?
Dont get mad, because it is funny Ole Man Trump is taking naps and blowing ass in court. Sure those jokes have been beat in the ground, but farts are funny. My Dad...
Has Pop Pop Trump managed to stay awake today or is he back to taking nappies and ripping ass heaters? I bet after shoving a couple Big Macs down his gullet for lunch is when nap time hits him. Might be too early for the nappie.
I just found out his lawyer has never tried a criminal case, which...
The dude is getting like 4 nappies a day, ripping ass heaters on everyone and then on breaks rambling to the media. Captain Shitpants is not putting on a roof in the summer, give me a fucking break. I have never seen someone play the victim card more than a Trump supporter.
Life is so unfair...
They had a long term affair while Melania was home taking care of their newborn, just like the Trump Bible says every man should do. Go forth and bang sloots.
She has receipts, and once Melania sees those texts she is renegotiating her marriage contract. She will probably get more money and at...
They are leaving out the year long relationship with the Playboy Model because that will be a tough spin even for the hypocrite Evangelicals.
I bet Cpt. Shitpants, texted I love you to her. Its going to get messy trying to spin the Playboy Model affair. Like I said, it is easy to spin the 2...
Cohen has tapes, of course that does no matter everybody pays porn stars to keep their mouth shut during a Presidential campaign. If I had a nickel for every Presidential candidate that did this. LAWFARE!
You forgot convicted of money laundering before he ever ran for President. He paid a fine only for that criminal act.
I heard the prosecutor in that case owned a Delorean, went to the future and then came back to commit LAWFARE!
Wait until they call up the Playboy Model to testify. A 2 pump one night stand with a chick who gets paid to do gang bang videos can be overlooked. But a 6 month to year affair with a chick is not a good look. The only silver lining is after the Playboy Models testimony, Melania can renegotiate...
lol that is like the dude from Shart Tank’s opinion man. Can’t wait to hear Scott Baio or the dude who played Hercules opinion as well.
They are laughing because a low energy old man who happened to be President is farting and nodding off in court. They need to give Trump some horse meat for...
Actually Tiny Putin had to ask for China’s permission to invade. China is like sure, your economy sucks because you transfer all your wealth to Horse Jockey Putin and The Oligarchs, if it goes longer than one week it will drain you economically plus the west will spend money to defend Ukraine...
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