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Comedy and tragedy are cousins, and Haney blowing this is hilarious.

Oscar is more embarrassed by Ryan than his fishnet photos.

Need Bet MGM to put up a line on Ryan barricading himself in his locker room tomorrow.

I have many war-roomy shoop ideas for the phrase "its good Crawford is getting Saudi support".

"No you heard me right. A house painting skeleton. Nevermind 'why'."

The amount of people on Twitter saying things like "he's just doing this to promote the fight" makes me think whatever mental problems he has are contagious. Who the hell wants to watch a guy with a broken brain get punched in the head?

Yo how do you imbed twitter/x posts these days?

https://x.com/Realdevinhaney/status/1737270999773790672?s=20 Ryan says he trying to make the fight and Devin says Garcia ain't lying. So that's cool.

getting abortion rights codified with a few Chick-Fil-A sandwiches

"First in 2024 we'll get rid of baseball and replace it with breakdancing. Then we'll bring baseball back in 2028 and toss out boxing. Then in 2032 it's just sack races all the way down."

Borderline criminal negligence.

God damn the Dodgers are some top tier playoff chokers lol. Kershaws shoulder is made of barbacoa at this point so it's hard to be too mad that the dude put the rotation his back all year, carried their asses all the way into the postseason but then literally died on the mound. But Mookie and...

I hooked up with a girl like this in high school for about a month. She had a chip on her shoulder that *everyone* could get a piece of. She even tried to fight me every time she saw me after we stopped getting together. I haven't thought about her in almost 20 years and that's really cool...

I'm dying that her man starts smiling when she gets lit up. I don't know what started it but she's had that coming for a long time for sure.

"He's grabbing my dick" roflmao

I can't stop laughing thinking about Brian eating beans and toast in the can because he bought a blunderbuss from some guy who kept calling him "guv'na."

Marcus Luttrell has a funny story about him and his twin brother doing this when Marcus was going through BUDs.

Hoping Putin can do what he couldn't and land a bomb on Vitali.

David might become my favorite fighter if he delivers us from Andrade. If he is never on my TV again after that it'll be too soon.

Between the weight cut and the beating I'm surprised he didn't go to the hospital after the fight. A CT and an fMRI wouldn't hurt.