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  1. Turtlejuice

    I have a question about the fappening.

    Yeah bro, people that are so desperate for fame they'd let Harvey Weinstein finger their anus for a chance at a big break. They'd for sure not intentionally leak nudes in effort to stay relevant.
  2. Turtlejuice

    I have a question about the fappening.

    I wouldn't be surprised if this actually was the case. Nothing gets a female celebrity googled more than "leaked" nudes.
  3. Turtlejuice

    Where are my keys

    I'm sure @Clippy made this thread before. Only in his thread it wasn't keys, it was some kind of oat bar.
  4. Turtlejuice

    Should I go to a strip club tomorrow?

    So you paid $60 to tug yourself off and jizz in on your shirt?
  5. Turtlejuice

    japanese girl stabs man because she loves him too much

    Was she upset when he took off his clothes and he wasn't an octopus?
  6. Turtlejuice

    What's a good software to split a 5.31GB MP4 File

    Any free DAW. Audacity is a popular one.
  7. Turtlejuice

    Itt items everyone needs in their home

    Hammer Spirit level Whiskey Screw driver Drill Kettle Sex swing Toaster Bed Oven Sink Whisky
  8. Turtlejuice

    Help me understand why reboots are so popular today

    The problem isn't remakes and reboots. The problem is half arsed remakes and reboots. In The Thing for example. If they had used puppets rather than CGI, or even if they used a mix of the two, it would have been so much better. The way they did it, the aliens look so lifeless and out of place...
  9. Turtlejuice

    props to the women, gays, and trans of sherdog

    You're right. It's pretty horrendous that people who claim to be supporters are desperate to prove that gays are a result of genetic defects, and get angry when you point out that gays are just regular people.
  10. Turtlejuice

    props to the women, gays, and trans of sherdog

    The hilarious thing is, people who say that gays aren't different from regular people are "anti-gay", where "gay supporters" are trying to claim being gay is a genetic defect and are basically mutants. Nothing makes gay supporters mad quicker than telling them gays are regular people.
  11. Turtlejuice

    FEAR The Walking Dead Season 5 premiere June 2, 2019! Discussion Thread

    "I want your story" woman is one of the worst characters I've seen in any tv show. Hope they got rid of her.
  12. Turtlejuice

    Gus quit against Anthony Smith

    Wonder if he's still updating that tattoo.
  13. Turtlejuice

    Must see Mini-Series!

    They went rouge? Was it tranny porn?
  14. Turtlejuice

    Ex-GF who went into Adult Entertainment wants to get together for dinner

    She got Dutch ovened by an army of midget Hitler's.
  15. Turtlejuice

    End of days for Consoles?

    With Apple app store, you're buying your app directly through their platform. There is no alternative. With consoles there are many alternatives. Most console gamers still buy physical copies. If anything it'll be more likely to be harmful to services like steam.
  16. Turtlejuice

    Survival, yoga instructor found

    Guys prob jusy a publicity stunt for her new strawberry and grass smoothie business, and squat to poop lifestyle magazine.
  17. Turtlejuice

    My Snack Game is On Point

    Nice welfare wheels and poverty pops.
  18. Turtlejuice

    Siri and Alexa are perpetuating gender stereotypes

    But they also shut up when you tell them to.
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