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A tiny peen?

With no children something tells me he has mastered the art of pulling out.

The first 3-4 hours after waking up are kind of groggy for me, too.

Thanks for the feedback. I did take half of one the other night and had crazy dreams. But, now that I didn't write them down I can't remember them at all.

You owe me a dream you bastard.

I've been taking some melatonin (5mg) recently to help me sleep. I've been having very vivid dreams when I take it. Most of the time I wake up and and recall them but in an hour or so I have no idea what they were about. I just know they were pretty weird. I just had a dream, woke up, and...

deleting because

Did Khabib order tira.... Ah fuck it. I hate that ongoing joke.

I was having bad day and then I looked up birthdays and it says it is the Crows birthday. He is a year older from his last birthday which was 37 so he is 38!

Thought this would be the Uber bj pic.

Just wait til Matt hears about this.

Daniel Cormier hates black people.

Fuck it, I'm going to post it. See. See how stupid this is?

OK fuck it. I don't remember what I agreed to but I do see 23 posts now. It was Rory MacDonald talking about fighting Lawler.

I do. I do let you announce.

I'm a moron. It was funnier when I saw it first. Now I just look like an asshole. Delete. Wait, don't delete. Came to terms on post 10. Still an ahole though.

OK... you are the asshole judge king. I will defer to you.

Kot damn.

That is not judging an asshole.