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    UFO on FOX news?

    Seriously. Who watches fox news? There’s like 134 people that watch fox and cnn, and all of them are retarded.
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    I can’t possibly be the only one...

    Anytime you think “Am I the only one?” the answer is always yes. You are most defintely the only one.
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    How often do u replace ur toothbrushes

    I change it when the bristles start to point outwards. I should probably use one of those sonic ones as they seem fancy as hell, but I typically just use the shitty ones i get everytime i go to the dentists to get my teeth cleaned. Heh.
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    Its officially Independence Day

    A reminder for people that get as ripped as me. Don’t order dominos online after they’ve closed or else you’re getting some fucked up order at 10am the next day with no recollection of ever having ordered it.
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    Locked Rate and Discuss the Last Movie You Saw v.15

    Ronnie Coleman: The King. 9/10 I’m bias as hell on these type of films. Pumping Iron, Generation Iron, i just love and admire the hardwork and dedication these guys go through to become physical monsters. That said, this film really shows the toll Ronnie Coleman paid to become the beast he...
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    O Dog "America's Nightmare"

    Sweet. It’s on netflix too. I saw it was on earlier today on amazon prime and was gonna watch it but I got ripped, crashed my bike and passed out. Anyway. There’s no hero/villian to this story. It’s simply a glimpse into the life of. Basically it just is.
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    O Dog "America's Nightmare"

    I’m thinking you got amazon prime and watched some menace to society.
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    You are being questioned about a murder...

    I’m with you, man. I hope to god my freedom doesn’t ever come down to where I was at a particular date. I get pretty wrecked at times and rarely even remember getting into my bed even though I wake up in it.
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    Is it better to cook a steak on a stovetop or in the oven?

    Amazing that even with a thread about freakin steak that there’s people commenting about how others are doing it wrong. I’ll punch a cow and take his leg off with a machete. If I eat his ass raw or cook him till he’s black should be of no concern to anyone but me.
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    Alison Brie's Wrestling Comedy Series GLOW

    You basically got it down, man. Marc mason was 98% of the funny in season 1. This season, while not in any way bad, was just lacking compared to the first one.
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    Whats on the menu for the 4th?

    Sounds delicious. I ain’t got shit planned for the 4th, but I did eat 4 Klondike bars yesterday cause I had a sugar fix attack and went full tilt. Them double chocolate klondikes are the shit.
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    If you could go back to anywhere in time

    Damn, dude got banned after 7 messages. That must be some sort of record. And I would go back in time like 8 minutes ago. I would fuck myself then fight myself. Or fight myself then fuck myself.
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    Is it better to cook a steak on a stovetop or in the oven?

    God damn that looks tasty.
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    I took a chance

    Poverty is a deterrent. It's why a lot of mma fighters fight and boxers box. To get that money.
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    Whats the worst thing uve ever done in your life?

    Hehe. It sounds one-sided as hell explaining it like that. People may say shit like “you don’t hit a girl” but my gf was ‘independent’ we’ll say. She had broke my nose, stabbed me in both legs, and had broken my kneecap. This was a love/hate relationship to the extreme. I actually loved how...
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    Whats the worst thing uve ever done in your life?

    Best honest answer. I could maybe top it but am not sure. Here goes: 1. Got my gf pregnant at 17 and told her to get an abortion. 2. Gave up my kid for adoption at 17 cause I didn’t want him and was ill-prepared for a child. 3. My gf tried to tell me that the kid she had wasn’t mine. I slept...
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    Are you having difficulties exposing your medical sharps?

    This thread confused the hell outta me. I figure tho that people are thinking of their junk after reading “exposing” and “medical”, so I’m curious if anyone else has a hydrocele? I haven't sought professional help because mines is relatively small and I like asking women to squish around my...
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    Is it better to cook a steak on a stovetop or in the oven?

    Good lord that looks good. Anyway, oven or stove, steak cooked bloody is better than most anything. I still sometimes brown hamburger on the stove and eat it like so or maybe throw A-1 on it. It’s so freakin good.
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    ***** 2018 NBA Offseason Thread v3: Biggest signing in League history

    I love it. Lebeast, rondo, and mcgee with the Lakers. Boogie with the warriors. Will it make the regular season interesting? Nope. But we all want to see Leroids in the Purple and gold, and we all want to see who will rise outta the East. Finals may or may not be sweet. i think, though, that...
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