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oops, will do that today!

what's up people? I'm not dead, just busy.

Just use Lava to scrub down your junk. That's what a real man with insanely high test would do.

salmon's pricey. Chicken wings are mostly fat (skin:meat sucks). Get frozen chicken breasts. Should run you ~$2 per lbs, tastes like shit, but it's cheap.

Perfect if bama were still around =(

You can send it as long as I am guaranteed the privilege of firing you the moment you get down to LA! :icon_twis

Why not go temping? Pay is usually ridiculous, and it doesn't seem like you're interested in full-time employment. Plus, it looks a little better on your resume than "Hertz Cleanliness Attendant - I sprayed bird shit off cars with a hose."

Yeah, I had a few week stretch after my first vacation in 2-1/2 years where I was swamped at work. Now, I'm busy billing clients and doing nothing. My 3rd squat session back from vacation, I was hitting 315 x 1 with HORRIBLE form. I used to 2x that shit as a warmup for singles =/

You really don't want to know what my last ME squat session looked like. It's pretty remarkable how much I've regressed in 4 weeks.

BioShock is a shooting game (sorta) with an excellent storyline and interesting audio/visual style. The Orange Box is an excellent set of games (Half Life 2, Portal, Team Fortress 2), each one very different from the other. HL2 is a story driven FPS, Portal's a puzzle game and TF2 is a...

Do I need to go over this again? Only blue-assed Asians forgo ninja training to become professional starcraft players. All non blue-assed Asians go to Ninja High.

what do you like?

oh god, Ninjas vs. vikings? Ninjas would win, mainly because they'd kill the viking while he was busy raping. I just like the idea of kids, en masse, doing pistols. It was pretty impressive how easily they were repping them out too.

I went to the original Shaolin Temple in China on my last trip. While the temple has turned into touristy schlock, there were huge throngs of students there doing some pretty crazy shit. 4 years olds doing tumbles, cartwheels and backflips. There was one class of what looked like 10-13 year...

Fixed!

It's out for the 360 also. It's quite fun, but is more of a real FPS. And, Angelina would get it from me, remember, she's still the same chick that wore Billy Bob Thornton's BLOOD in a vial as a necklace. That means she has a 95% chance of being insane in the sack. Oh, and, Audrey...

Bitch has got some mammaries.

Whose job is it to pay for gas for that thing?

All the dive bars around me are turning into hipster hang outs. I've moved over to the Mexican dive bars, sans Dodger game days. Sadly, these are slowly getting infested by hipsters too.

A barub down on my back sounds pretty good right now.