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I don't regret having kids but I do miss having money, time, and freedom for myself

You should DM Jake Paul, "How taste my peepee?"

My sister in law gives every single one money "in case they're Jesus returned"

Apparently all my coworkers have it because they're all zipping around hyped up on Adderall

I have 5 kids. My take on things is just repeating what others have said. Probably the worst thing is the worrying about something bad happening to them. The next worst thing is probably that they are expensive. The next thing could be seen as good or bad but they take over your world. One day...

Full Metal Jousting was better than this shit

Semiconductor manufacturing - Equipment technician Specifically, I maintain all the chemical supply systems as well as all the hazardous waste systems for the factory. I used to work in the factory (cleanroom) but not anymore.

Out of that list I've only seen Top Gun, Avatar, Banshees, and Elvis. Based on that I can't imagine any of those winning best picture so I'm gonna vote for Everything Everywhere All at Once.

Indifferent. Never watched their videos nor seen their fights.

Portland OR to Albuquerque. 1362 miles in 24 hours. I had a friend with me and we traded off. I made that drive a few times but usually split it into two days. The one time my friend and I did it in one shot.

odds are easy. A guideline I used was multiply your outs by 2 for odds on the turn and 4 for the river. Gutshot straight (4 outs) you make it 8% of the time on the turn 16% on the river. It's not exact but close enough.

I saw the last one. I'll be 78 for the next one.

"Excuse me, Turkish guy, how many women have you had sex with?" "At least 20! I swear!"

Rednecks with their lifted pickups and blue line punisher decals

the only person I know that does that is my friend who is over 500 pounds

I believe him Yo. I don't know why, but I do.

Wait till you see what happens to Kristen Bell

calf implants, brazilian butt lift

The older you get, the harder it is to keep extra fat off.

Cat. Dogs are smelly, messy, loud, destructive, and needy.