12 UFC Champions are no good cheats who took banned substances for unfair advantage

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[Aluminati]

Sherk tested for the same thing that Franca did... because they used the same fucking cup after rinsing it out.
CSAC was on some amateur bullshit that card, lost their chain of custody on multiple samples including Franca's, and then basically said his ratio was 6:1 versus 4:1 which was acceptable. How do I know? I'm from the goddamn academy.

But, yeah, outside of Sherk and BJ, that list looks pretty legit.

 

[Mr. Hammer]

Yep, not a single one of their opponents was also juicing. They only won cause steroids.

 

[pick999]

i hate how people call josh barnett the former champion still to this day

 

[AnotherOldGuy]

Why's that funny? It's seems a bit pedantic to me as if you can understand the second paragraph you should be able to work out why I wrote the first one.

Because you're asking him to do something that's literally impossible. He's to prove that no undetected substance was in their system in the past - the only possible proof involves a time machine and blood testing equipment that doesn't exist (though I suppose if he found the technology for time travel the blood testing would be trivial).

 

[ortizgnp]

You forgot one.

Or maybe bed bugs are just biting all these millionaire athletes that serendipitously piss hot.

You still haven't explained the "injection marks" on Jones' chest.

 

[Fight Professor]

Cyborg should be on the list.

 

[ImNotSurpisedDonks!]

You still haven't explained the "injection marks" on Jones' chest.

Those are called nipples

 

[agibmxmma]

There's no other way to put it other than to say these people are god damn cheats and people with very low morals. Everything they accomplished means $%#@ because they are cheaters.

You'll notice that I omitted Lyoto Machida from the list because his case is truly unique in that the substance was taken while it was not prohibited, but then a few weeks after, the new prohibited list came out and at that time it was too late because it was already in his system. I didn't leave him off because we are close personal friends. A cheat is a cheat.

1. Jon Jones
2. Anderson Silva
3. Frank Mir
4. Royce Gracie
5. Josh Barnett
6. Mark Kerr
7. Brock Lesnar
8. BJ Penn
9. Junior Dos Santos
10. Ken Shamrock
11. Sean Sherk
12. Tim Sylvia

BJ was IV.. he is one of the most outspoken against PED/Steroid use. Everyone else on that list, beside Royce, I doubt would have been as good as they were, without the extra help of a PED/Steroid.

 

[emema]

You forgot one.

Or maybe bed bugs are just biting all these millionaire athletes that serendipitously piss hot.

Lol. Guess those millionaire targeting bed bugs were on tainted creatine as well