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2009 - A Year in Review
New Posters:
brian"taco salad eating he-man"godsen, plugchop, sdmf, obsenejester, jpmx
Lost on the batterfield:
takeahasee, erco, fedorabla, SteveR, abdominablesnoman, FATKID, Mickey's, hunto, revok, saith, HellIsForHeros
Lifting video of the Year:
Godsen’s Push Jerk passout
Most Improved Lifter
?
Poster of the Year:
?
What the hell happened in 09':
• Sherdoggers meet at the Arnold. Awkward buttsechs ensues.
• Vince storms off vowing never to return again... months later the pub’s prodigal son returns.
• Bobybuilding.com’s poster of the Year for 2008, ChaosMittens, shuns of 75% of S&P, get 32% more jakked. Now has no perceivable neck.
• Beer log! Easily the best log on the dog. The Beer Log debuts, liver’s everywhere cringe. Fatty has terrible taste.
• S&P prediction thread: GunsforGuerra schools all becoming S&P’s own version of Jordon Breen. Entering “The Barut Club” is now common S&P lexicon describing a complete and total unability to pick fights.
• Beards abound! Bacon starts Odin’s Beard thread. It is the definition of manliness, though some strange pubic hair like beards appear. Right Niagareven?
http://www.sherdog.net/forums/f13/odins-beard-1084195/
Beard of the Year
• Fatty tears bicep – rehabs with hot doc – builds cyborg lifting exoskeleton - turns self into human forklift. Due to downturn in Detroit economy Fatty gets part-time holiday job unloading produce at local grocery store.
• Urban is no longer buying webbing at REI, living with his ex, or stalking coffeshop girl. Enjoyed a drink, then a few too many, met the LAPD, dried out. Rumor on the street is….urban can actually squat now.
• SocraticMethod is slowly eaten from the inside out. Wash your hands kids.
• Enright thinks about losing weight and being healthy for 2 weeks after passing out.
• Bacon becomes Bob Villa. Creates a series of DIY home movies documenting his failure as a carpenter/electrician/landscaper/plumber. Hasn’t worked out in 2 years
• Ohp contest.: Team graedy takes the prize.
• Cap'n proves that cheezburgers led to sex. Harry Potter grows a set and get strong.
• Everybody switches to 531. Boris Sheiko cries.
• Carnal has gone missing again.
• Fightsong returns to feature himself in many shirtless videos.
• Slobby Dan, Goode Anal and Kaboom rolled....and drank.
• Ronin… Strong like ox. Now has larger brood.
• Finnegan only shows up only to the graffiti the walls or mark his territory in the pub. Where are you Finn?
• Barut was still angry. Appears on local news smoking a pipe.
• Ahab is still really tall, now knows how to kill more efficiently.
• ratman graduated culinary school snd started a new log devoted almost entirely to food. Also posted pics of an ex and went through 2 gf's. Still enjoys teh buttsechs.
• Bubbleboy is now guarding Sedona's most prized treasure, Slide Rock. Drunk Arizonans beware. Still rockin the CC av *facepalm*
• DebilJr. posted on BBing.com, men and boys drooled at his abzors, but hated his advice…”lift heavy.”
• Standard got married and weak.
• The diet logs began and failed within days. Only S&Pers kept logs. Brian Godsen really likes taco salad.
• zop leaves for med school. No turtle talk this year.
• Baurt starts revolution. Lusst calls Town Hall meeting. Airing of grievances commences, but digresses into mostly of hugs, ass slaps, and groping... It’s decided more mods are needed. But who???
• Lusst reveals the history of his magic finger. Transcribes facebook chats. Becomes hero to all.
• bacon rode his bicycle...not so well. Here are the results.
• Donut proves that white men really can’t jump
• Chia proves that azn’s can?
• Deadlift comp
• Mschatz runs a marathon. Fails to beat Oprah’s time.
• Road to 1500 is won by ChaosMitten. Donut crosses the finish line almost a year later. None of the other entrants are even close to finishing yet.
• TeamDragonfire busts open chin falling off a GHR
• Fennway gets ripped by EFS’s the Coach.
• Ascendent leaves S&P for BBing.com, Barut follows Asc, Asc comes back, Asc leaves again.
• SDMF likes Louie. Not criticism. Still waiting for lifting vids.
• Likkuid became a 20 year old extra-virgin mod.
• Fatty works out in tight pants. Again.
• Gordon returns. Becomes pub regular.
• Enright is modded. We discover his nickname is "blocky.” Where would they have ever come up with that name? *snickers*
• Hall of Justice opens in AZ. Zerocrew and liquid! now bosom buddies of iron.
• MatterOverMind conquers the blob.
• The burpee contest/ab log/stretching log/training women log = fail.
• Xtrainer challenges Chase to a chin competition (xtrainer gets crushed). Don't bet him. Seriously people don’t do.
• Lusst having an awesome day
• Seanzilla floods the “girls + squats = awesome asss thread with tranny pics. Gets bant.
• Xtrainer is modded. Xtrainer’d enters the S&P lexicon.
• Saith discovers he has shitty genetics.
• Bottled Guinness anyone? Cerntaur?
• Steakeater likes men. And Twilight.
• Zero likes junk food…..and beer.
• Bigjohn rehabs his knees. Holds down the pub.
• Diet and Thirddiaz compete in their first PL meets.
• Ath-ah-lete given proper av by Lusst
• John Lambert changes his name to a more appropriate RedneckJuijitsu.
• Easternbloc trains for delta force.
• DevilsSon fights crime on the mean streets of SanFran. Only pulls in the 700s.
• Joe Broadway likes lifting, and his right to bare arms. Gun Control debate rages after Keith starts thread about the LA Fitness shooting.
• Ghostwipe posted more pictures.
• Fedorable is Fedorable. Documents life of his weiner dogs.
• Chris H (sublam) threw down again this year.
• In the grand tradition of Klotz and Zerocrew, here is Whitelightening lookin fine. “Whatcha gonna do, with all that junk. All that junk inside your trunk.”
• Oblivion sets record for most DezWez shaky PRs in a year.
• Corrosion may have nailed a MILF.
• Sohon... not sure, but your name reminds me of Gohon.
• Porko did something, but mostly homework and hating on Phillip Glass.
• Freeman may have taken over the mantle of nicest S&Per.
• Smashy survived a revolt over dubbings.
• The Ath-ah-lete entertains all with stories, gets hairier.
• Modena melted off the pounds by riding the snake.
• Snitz did something.
• BigJon pass out video. Then he taps some bitches.
• Mettalhead bant in the B=====D saga. Both return.
• Zero gets fatter, skinnier, weaker, stronger, and then hurts himself. The annual cycle continues. The circle is complete.
Sorry to all those not mentioned.
This list is just a beginning, so get to boys. Happy Holidays and best wishes in the New Year.
May Odin gift you with many PRs.
-liquid!
New Posters:
brian"taco salad eating he-man"godsen, plugchop, sdmf, obsenejester, jpmx
Lost on the batterfield:
takeahasee, erco, fedorabla, SteveR, abdominablesnoman, FATKID, Mickey's, hunto, revok, saith, HellIsForHeros
Lifting video of the Year:
Godsen’s Push Jerk passout
Most Improved Lifter
?
Poster of the Year:
?
What the hell happened in 09':
• Sherdoggers meet at the Arnold. Awkward buttsechs ensues.
• Vince storms off vowing never to return again... months later the pub’s prodigal son returns.
• Bobybuilding.com’s poster of the Year for 2008, ChaosMittens, shuns of 75% of S&P, get 32% more jakked. Now has no perceivable neck.
• Beer log! Easily the best log on the dog. The Beer Log debuts, liver’s everywhere cringe. Fatty has terrible taste.
• S&P prediction thread: GunsforGuerra schools all becoming S&P’s own version of Jordon Breen. Entering “The Barut Club” is now common S&P lexicon describing a complete and total unability to pick fights.
• Beards abound! Bacon starts Odin’s Beard thread. It is the definition of manliness, though some strange pubic hair like beards appear. Right Niagareven?
http://www.sherdog.net/forums/f13/odins-beard-1084195/
Beard of the Year
• Fatty tears bicep – rehabs with hot doc – builds cyborg lifting exoskeleton - turns self into human forklift. Due to downturn in Detroit economy Fatty gets part-time holiday job unloading produce at local grocery store.
• Urban is no longer buying webbing at REI, living with his ex, or stalking coffeshop girl. Enjoyed a drink, then a few too many, met the LAPD, dried out. Rumor on the street is….urban can actually squat now.
• SocraticMethod is slowly eaten from the inside out. Wash your hands kids.
• Enright thinks about losing weight and being healthy for 2 weeks after passing out.
• Bacon becomes Bob Villa. Creates a series of DIY home movies documenting his failure as a carpenter/electrician/landscaper/plumber. Hasn’t worked out in 2 years
• Ohp contest.: Team graedy takes the prize.
• Cap'n proves that cheezburgers led to sex. Harry Potter grows a set and get strong.
• Everybody switches to 531. Boris Sheiko cries.
• Carnal has gone missing again.
• Fightsong returns to feature himself in many shirtless videos.
• Slobby Dan, Goode Anal and Kaboom rolled....and drank.
• Ronin… Strong like ox. Now has larger brood.
• Finnegan only shows up only to the graffiti the walls or mark his territory in the pub. Where are you Finn?
• Barut was still angry. Appears on local news smoking a pipe.
• Ahab is still really tall, now knows how to kill more efficiently.
• ratman graduated culinary school snd started a new log devoted almost entirely to food. Also posted pics of an ex and went through 2 gf's. Still enjoys teh buttsechs.
• Bubbleboy is now guarding Sedona's most prized treasure, Slide Rock. Drunk Arizonans beware. Still rockin the CC av *facepalm*
• DebilJr. posted on BBing.com, men and boys drooled at his abzors, but hated his advice…”lift heavy.”
• Standard got married and weak.
• The diet logs began and failed within days. Only S&Pers kept logs. Brian Godsen really likes taco salad.
• zop leaves for med school. No turtle talk this year.
• Baurt starts revolution. Lusst calls Town Hall meeting. Airing of grievances commences, but digresses into mostly of hugs, ass slaps, and groping... It’s decided more mods are needed. But who???
• Lusst reveals the history of his magic finger. Transcribes facebook chats. Becomes hero to all.
• bacon rode his bicycle...not so well. Here are the results.
• Donut proves that white men really can’t jump
• Chia proves that azn’s can?
• Deadlift comp
• Mschatz runs a marathon. Fails to beat Oprah’s time.
• Road to 1500 is won by ChaosMitten. Donut crosses the finish line almost a year later. None of the other entrants are even close to finishing yet.
• TeamDragonfire busts open chin falling off a GHR
• Fennway gets ripped by EFS’s the Coach.
• Ascendent leaves S&P for BBing.com, Barut follows Asc, Asc comes back, Asc leaves again.
• SDMF likes Louie. Not criticism. Still waiting for lifting vids.
• Likkuid became a 20 year old extra-virgin mod.
• Fatty works out in tight pants. Again.
• Gordon returns. Becomes pub regular.
• Enright is modded. We discover his nickname is "blocky.” Where would they have ever come up with that name? *snickers*
• Hall of Justice opens in AZ. Zerocrew and liquid! now bosom buddies of iron.
• MatterOverMind conquers the blob.
• The burpee contest/ab log/stretching log/training women log = fail.
• Xtrainer challenges Chase to a chin competition (xtrainer gets crushed). Don't bet him. Seriously people don’t do.
• Lusst having an awesome day
• Seanzilla floods the “girls + squats = awesome asss thread with tranny pics. Gets bant.
• Xtrainer is modded. Xtrainer’d enters the S&P lexicon.
• Saith discovers he has shitty genetics.
• Bottled Guinness anyone? Cerntaur?
• Steakeater likes men. And Twilight.
• Zero likes junk food…..and beer.
• Bigjohn rehabs his knees. Holds down the pub.
• Diet and Thirddiaz compete in their first PL meets.
• Ath-ah-lete given proper av by Lusst
• John Lambert changes his name to a more appropriate RedneckJuijitsu.
• Easternbloc trains for delta force.
• DevilsSon fights crime on the mean streets of SanFran. Only pulls in the 700s.
• Joe Broadway likes lifting, and his right to bare arms. Gun Control debate rages after Keith starts thread about the LA Fitness shooting.
• Ghostwipe posted more pictures.
• Fedorable is Fedorable. Documents life of his weiner dogs.
• Chris H (sublam) threw down again this year.
• In the grand tradition of Klotz and Zerocrew, here is Whitelightening lookin fine. “Whatcha gonna do, with all that junk. All that junk inside your trunk.”
• Oblivion sets record for most DezWez shaky PRs in a year.
• Corrosion may have nailed a MILF.
• Sohon... not sure, but your name reminds me of Gohon.
• Porko did something, but mostly homework and hating on Phillip Glass.
• Freeman may have taken over the mantle of nicest S&Per.
• Smashy survived a revolt over dubbings.
• The Ath-ah-lete entertains all with stories, gets hairier.
• Modena melted off the pounds by riding the snake.
• Snitz did something.
• BigJon pass out video. Then he taps some bitches.
• Mettalhead bant in the B=====D saga. Both return.
• Zero gets fatter, skinnier, weaker, stronger, and then hurts himself. The annual cycle continues. The circle is complete.
Sorry to all those not mentioned.
This list is just a beginning, so get to boys. Happy Holidays and best wishes in the New Year.
May Odin gift you with many PRs.
-liquid!