24 Hours Before a 5 Year Prison Sentence. What Would You Do On Your Last Day Of Freedom?

[Arkridge]

You've committed a crime, you've been sentenced to prison for a 5 year term. The judge gives you 24 hours to get your affairs in order and turn yourself in to be incarcerated. How are you spending those final 24 hours of freedom? What foods would you want to eat, activities would you want to do? Etc.

I'd honestly want to spend most of my day just hanging out. I wouldn't want to do a bunch of crazy activities and go a bunch of places other than a couple of restaurants. I'd prefer to spend the day as a "calm before the storm" of sorts. Hanging out with my girlfriend, watching tv and movies. Eating good food and smoking some good weed. A lot of sex obviously. That's about it.

I'd definitely splurge food wise, I'd want to eat real good. It would be hard to pick a proper breakfast, lunch and dinner but I'd probably go to my favorite diner in the morning, my families favorite Chinese spot for lunch, and this Mexican restaurant we love for dinner. Although, it would be a difficult decision between my favorite restaurants and some nice home cooked meals.

Idk about you guys but I would absolutely not want my whole family dropping me off for my sentence either. Shit would get too emotional and that's the last thing I'd need at that time. I'd keep it to my brother and my Dad and that's about it.

So, how would your guys final day before prison go? What would you want to eat, what would you want to do? How do you spend those 24 hours?

 

[Jumpy]

Eat really well, and sit in my underware playing video games & jerking off all day.

 

[Medical Marijuana Man]

I'm pretty sure mostly everybody will be stressing the fuck out about going away for 5 years. I know I would.

 

[Cherry Brigand]

Find Det. Kimble. Pretty sure I know where she is.

 

[Arkridge]

I'm pretty sure mostly everybody will be stressing the fuck out about going away for 5 years. I know I would.

Yeah I'd say this would be pretty much inevitable.

 

[My name is]

I'd just go ahead and start my sentence get out a day earlier

 

[ChoKuRei]

Get on a plane and tell the judge to suck my fuckin dick

 

[BisexualMMA]

 

[Lovestorm]

1. Travel to Brazil for "training".

2. Stay.

 

[SamSchmidt]

They ain't taking me alive.

Edit: and if they do, being a manlet, I guess I would have to go to Costco and buy bulk Vaseline in the last hour. Sigh.

 

[13 others]

Post a conor mcgregor buldge pic on sherdog

 

[Krixes]

Empty bank accounts, go on vacation under new alias out of the country. Just for 1 day of course.

 

[HomeRun916]

Not sure. 5 years is a long time.

 

[Rygu]

I'd hit up my local escort website and find the ones who do bareback and go nuts.

 

[Smokes]

Spend it looking for the guy the snitched on me.

 

[Seaside]

I'd hit up my local escort website and find the ones who do bareback and go nuts.

What if you get the AIDS?

 

[SmilinDesperado]

I'd just go ahead and start my sentence get out a day earlier

 

[Rygu]

What if you get the AIDS?

Then i'll fit right in, and perhaps can play the "I'm a victim" card.

Probably get some sweet meds to take too.

 

[MisGuidedAngel]

I guess I'm pretty plain, but I would spend it with my kids and wife. It would be the last quality time I would get for a while. Oh and maybe get a big mean looking tattoo.

 

[LHWBelt]

Suicide with 23 hours and 55 minutes to spare. Why does it take me 5 minutes to kill myself? Cuz imma do the hanging while wanking suicide.