24 Hours Before a 5 Year Prison Sentence. What Would You Do On Your Last Day Of Freedom?

Be balls deep in a foreign woman, in the foreign country I hightailed it to. Fuck you prison, call me lame.
 
Arkridge said:
You've committed a crime, you've been sentenced to prison for a 5 year term. The judge gives you 24 hours to get your affairs in order and turn yourself in to be incarcerated. How are you spending those final 24 hours of freedom? What foods would you want to eat, activities would you want to do? Etc.

I'd honestly want to spend most of my day just hanging out. I wouldn't want to do a bunch of crazy activities and go a bunch of places other than a couple of restaurants. I'd prefer to spend the day as a "calm before the storm" of sorts. Hanging out with my girlfriend, watching tv and movies. Eating good food and smoking some good weed. A lot of sex obviously. That's about it.

I'd definitely splurge food wise, I'd want to eat real good. It would be hard to pick a proper breakfast, lunch and dinner but I'd probably go to my favorite diner in the morning, my families favorite Chinese spot for lunch, and this Mexican restaurant we love for dinner. Although, it would be a difficult decision between my favorite restaurants and some nice home cooked meals.

Idk about you guys but I would absolutely not want my whole family dropping me off for my sentence either. Shit would get too emotional and that's the last thing I'd need at that time. I'd keep it to my brother and my Dad and that's about it.

So, how would your guys final day before prison go? What would you want to eat, what would you want to do? How do you spend those 24 hours?
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LOL @ having a girlfriend you liar.
 
Go on a killing spree. Kill every single ass hole who has ever wronged me. Then I would take their shit and piss on it, just like lions do their enemies. After that I am done killing everyone who has done me wrong i will go to church and ask for forgiveness since I am a christian and hope to get into heaven. Only repenting will I a christian good man be allowed by god to enter his kingdown.

My enemies should thank god this wont happen though and this is just a hypothetical.
 
I've had to turn myself in to serve at least 1 year on a 6 year sentence, the other 5 would be suspended if I stayed outta trouble
I was 24 and living wild at the time so I spent my last weekend partying and hanging out at bars with my friends
 
train my ass with a cucmber and watch some how to fight videos on youtube.
 
Implant a bomb in myself that will cause maximum liquefaction and splatter so I can set it off during processing.

I'd also eat as much as humanly possible as both a final enjoyment of life and also to augment the splatter. :)
 
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Definately be getting trashed.

I've had to turn myself in for a week before
Obviously not the same situation but the idea is still there. I remember being too bummed about it to really have a good time before I went in.
 
Damn 5 years is a long time. I don't know, I may have to make a run for it. There is no guarantee you'll make it out alive or get additional time added to your sentence.
 
Here's another what would you do

You wake up in a japanese movie remake as Josh brolin

or

You're a black cop that joins the klan

what's another spike lee movie what would you do?
 
Our jail is not hell on earth like yours, so no biggie..,

However 5 years in your Max security prison and I would flee the country. Fuck that
 
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