24 Hours Before a 5 Year Prison Sentence. What Would You Do On Your Last Day Of Freedom?

Just enjoying a day with my wife and my son. Watch a movie, play some games, nice dinner, but just the 3 of us.
 
I'd probably drink myself to death
 
The thing is, as soon as i got arrested i would already have a plan in motion. By the time i get my last day of freedom before the 5yrs, i'm fucking gone.

No way am i losing 5yrs of my life.
 
Chat shit on Sherdog, while eating a kebab and drinking some tramp juice.
 
i would fucking bail and escape, fuck doing 5 years, fuck doing any time for that matter
 
Start a very dramatic 'going to prison tomorrow' thread and watch the likes roll in. I'd want my final memories of sherdog to be of my sherbros smiling and laughing about much assrape I'm going to be getting
 
Depends. Will the judge grant me solitary confinement?

I'm a really pretty man. I know rape probably isnt as common as its portrayed in culture, but...I'm seriously pretty.

If I can have solitary and hundreds of books and write family etc, I bang a prostitute and probably do a ton of drugs. Get drunk with family all day and tell them how much I will miss them and to not worry about visiting me. Dont want them to have to go through that.

If I'm being thrown into general pop and sharing showers, I kill myself. Also post the most absolutely vile disgusting porn on sherdog the world has ever seen in every thread until getting banned
 
Go on a killing spree. Kill every single ass hole who has ever wronged me. Then I would take their shit and piss on it, just like lions do their enemies. After that I am done killing everyone who has done me wrong i will go to church and ask for forgiveness since I am a christian and hope to get into heaven. Only repenting will I a christian good man be allowed by god to enter his kingdown.

My enemies should thank god this wont happen though and this is just a hypothetical.
That’s hardly worth lashing out over a nickel. Now double life no parole, now you’re talking.
 
I'd spend the day with my wife and kids.

That's made me think about how I don't always appreciate that enough. It's easy to become blasé about the everyday.
 
I'm pretty sure mostly everybody will be stressing the fuck out about going away for 5 years. I know I would.
Yes. I don’t think I’d be able to enjoy myself. I’d probably go eat at my favorite restaurants and go visit my friends; especially my last two remaining grandparents because they my not be alive when I get out.
 
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