95% chance Jon Jones fights in 2018 - Malki

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  1. sb413197

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    I'm fine with him coming back but they need to test him more than any other athlete has EVER been tested. Like up to multiple times a week, starting 6 months before the fight or something. And lifetime ban if he comes up positive again (WITH cancelling the upcoming fight - not allowing it to go through if positive)
     
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    Gotta work it out but at first glance it feels legit.
     
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    Kawa is as big a scumbag as anyone.
     
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    Malki is the Dana White of MMA managers.
     
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    Rockhold’s chin can’t take LHW, he will get finished and retire the first good puncher he faces
     
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    malki kawa haha yeah totally believe him, he's very trustworthy
     
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    Hotora86 All things must pass

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    Jon Jones is the Malki of MMA fighters.
     
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    that's akin to the fighter who clearly lost the round and the fight, throws their hands up in the air in victory at the final bell, just hoping beyond hope that it influences the judges.

    so far as i can tell, the following still has to happen.

    CSAC hearing
    USADA hearing
    USADA arbitration (if the USADA hearing doesn't go the way the Jones team hopes)

    let alone a lawsuit against CSAC or some such thing, if that lie detector doesn't do what we all assume (except the Jones team an a few nuthuggers) it won't do to persuade the committee.

    but hey, i don't blame them for trying. that's their job. i do blame nuthuggers for swallowing up what is so obviously shovelful loads of manure. i mean, just because they throw it your way doesn't mean you have to open your mouth and ask for seconds.
     
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    Even 100% wasn't enough

    That's why he repeatedly took steroids
     
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    GOAT haters just hoping and praying this isnt true. Cant wait to see them all crawl back into their holes and cry.
     
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    Phronimos The truth don't have to be validated by ignorance.

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    Baseball is 90% mental and the other half is physical.
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    "There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics."
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    Surely you’re joking.

    Right??

    You’re suggesting he moved up to HW title fight - biggest $$$ fight of his career - after clearing out 205 division - to avoid a dude that’s never going to fight again?
     
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    That's exactly what i'm suggesting
     
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    There is a 99% chance Malki is talking out his ass again

    That said I wouldn't be surprised motherfuckers
     
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    Very glad to hear this even though its been confirmed ever since Goatvitzky cleared him.
     
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    Malki is an idiot.
     
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