A short Novel depicting my Connor vs Kebab prediction

[FrontNakedChoke]

You KNOW if habib gets McNeverDefend down, he's 100% talking to the SBG corner.

"Look...As I rape your chicken."

He's coming back to fight Khabib.

You can drop the cutesy names now.

 

[Yangpetrus]

good ending, would read again

 

[Flokk]

Pewlitzer to OP

 

[Flokk]

This saga ends only one way,w khabib making Conor do pushups for money,similar to ending of There will be Blood

Khabib drinks his milkshake.


I hope Conor loses because we don't need another round of ducking and belt stripping. His weak minded casual fans are also horrible and I don't want to look at their moon faces and wide set eyes.

 

[Wariowokecancel]

My writing skills are flawless

Punctuation, how does it work.

 

[Flokk]

Punctuation, how does it work.

You just fucked up your punctuation.

 

[Wariowokecancel]

You just fucked up your punctuation.

I wasn’t asking a question.

 

[Flokk]

I wasn’t asking a question.

Why did you write like you were asking a question then. Didn't you know you can't be a grammar Nazi whilst fucking up your own grammar.

 

[Wariowokecancel]

Why did you write like you were asking a question then. Didn't you know you can't be a grammar Nazi whilst fucking up your own grammar.

It was an ironic statement, joke and jape, related to the ICP meme about magnets.

You add a question mark when you are using a query.

I wasn’t asking you about how punctuation works because you can’t school me, brah.

Almost every single sentence in your original post contains errors. You are not flawless in that way and additionaly what you wrote is a shitty piece of fan fiction. I don’t correct most posters, just the ones thinking they are great.

 

[Flokk]

It was an ironic statement, joke and jape, related to the ICP meme about magnets.

You add a question mark when you are using a query.

I wasn’t asking you about how punctuation works because you can’t school me, brah.

Almost every single sentence in your original post contains errors. You are not flawless in that way and additionaly what you wrote is a shitty piece of fan fiction. I don’t correct most posters, just the ones thinking they are great.

You went hard on a joke thread and failed. Even a rhetorical question is punctuated in the interrogative.

Show me the errors. I do take line edits.

 

[Clippy]

Turns out Conor is a vampire from the Twilight series

 

[Zebra Cheeks]

I was going for specific imagery

 

[FrontNakedChoke]

I was going for specific imagery

 

[Zebra Cheeks]

I nailed it

 

[Zebra Cheeks]

@SOAzmayesh i was spot on mate

 

[SOAzmayesh]

@SOAzmayesh i was spot on mate

Sort of...
It wasn't ground and pound and artem wasn't there.
Good call on fourth round stoppage though.

Have you watched the fight back?
Is a weird fight, Conor didn't seem right...

I feel that there's a lot lot more to this.

 

[Zebra Cheeks]

Sort of...
It wasn't ground and pound and artem wasn't there.
Good call on fourth round stoppage though.

Have you watched the fight back?
Is a weird fight, Conor didn't seem right...

I feel that there's a lot lot more to this.

What do you mean like hasn't fought in 2 years weird

 

[SOAzmayesh]

What do you mean like hasn't fought in 2 years weird

I'm not putting a reason to it, just stating that it was odd.

Khabib looked beast though.

 

[Zebra Cheeks]

I'm not putting a reason to it, just stating that it was odd.

Khabib looked beast though.

I think when you have to worry about the takedown, and you've been out for that long it changes the effectiveness of striking

 

[SOAzmayesh]

I think when you have to worry about the takedown, and you've been out for that long it changes the effectiveness of striking

I think a whole raft of things...
The funny thing would be if him having a career of getting in others heads, if Khabib got in his.

Lol, like I said, I ain't Gonna speculate on what it could or couldn't have been, way too many layers and ideas but he definitely didn't seem about it.