A small Japanese city is facing a ninja shortage...

[loyalyolayal]

www.businessinsider.com/iga-japan-is-facing-a-ninja-shortage-2018-7


— even with salaries as high as $85,000

• The Japanese city of Iga is suffering from a ninja shortage.
• The city, which is about 280 miles from Tokyo in central Japan, claims to be the birthplace of the ninja.
• The mayor is hoping to bolster tourism by drawing on the city's ninja heritage.
• There's just one problem: There aren't enough ninjas.

 

[Headkicktoleg]

 

[milliniar]

Must all be going to koga these days.

 

[MikeMcMann]

 

[Stranger Come Knocking]

He only thinks they aint there. If you knew they were there they wouldn't be very good ninja would they.

 

[LEGS MAHONEY]

Do they got a problem with tall jacked Hispanic ninjas

because if it not im in.

 

[Peteyandjia]

They need a Japanese Dr. Jordan Peterson to emerge & become famous, & tour the country telling young Japanese men to clean their dojo, & start being more ninjaey.

 

[Khabibs Tiramisu]

what are the job requirements? i haven't mastered the ninja vanish technique yet

 

[loyalyolayal]

what are the job requirements? i haven't mastered the ninja vanish technique yet

You need to be a manlet.

 

[Organic Damage]

what are the job requirements? i haven't mastered the ninja vanish technique yet

Need to also be able to wax on, too many prospective ninja candidates are only experts in waxing off.

 

[Badger67]

what are the job requirements? i haven't mastered the ninja vanish technique yet

Ask Tatsu.

 

[Cubo de Sangre]

I wonder what Steve Jennum is pulling in these days. Probably on that fat police pension, but maybe he's looking to pad his income.

 

[My name is]

He only thinks they aint there. If you knew they were there they wouldn't be very good ninja would they.

that's some ninja like thinking

 

[Sir Galahad]

You ready my brother? @HelloJapan

 

[Mike]

Where was this opportunity when I was 8 years old ffs.

 

[HelloJapan]

You ready my brother? @HelloJapan

 

[Plissken]

There isn't a shortage, it's just that ninjas are just that damn good at being ninjas so no one can find them.

 

[Khabibs Tiramisu]

You need to be a manlet.

Cool, where do i sign up?

 

[GordoBarraBJJ]

I don't have the Big toe shoes but I have a pair of Vibram Five Fingers shoes.

 

[Osculater]

They should let Nigerians migrate to Japan in order to reduce the ninja shortage crisis.