Annoyances and Pet Peeves

[AGGAMEMNON66]

When I’m headed out to get coffee or subway and ask “Does anyone want anything?” And someone says yes but gives me a weirdly specific order:

“Yes, I’d love a turkey sandwich on whole-wheat, but please ask them to rip out some of the bread on the top portion to reduce carbs. Also, I want sweet teriyaki sauce on one half of the sandwich, but chipotle sauce on the other and....”

No!!! You get a turkey sandwich. That’s it!

Haha.. my chick does retarded crap like this.

 

[NHB7]

When you are invited to someone’s house as a guest, and you use their bathroom and the only available towel hung up to dry your hands with is their damp, clearly used, bath towel.

 

[minute bull]

People that stop in the middle of walkways or doorways to talk to someone blocking traffic.

I am literally Hitler on an Elevator. Displease me I GAS YOU ALL.

 

[Sir Galahad]

People leaving sweat on equipment they used.

 

[Jack Reacheround]

Why does that stop you from having sex?

Good point. It’s not rape if you marry her.

 

[Lovestorm]

ABSOLUTE FUCKING CUNTS who talk in the cinema.

 

[tmnpothead]

When I'm searching for thick girls on pornhub and I get of a bunch of morbidly obese women in the results

 

[Shaungotti]

People who walk too casually when they cross the street. No one is asking you to run, just walk with a bit of purpose. I'm waiting to turn, asshole!

 

[Shaungotti]

When you are invited to someone’s house as a guest, and you use their bathroom and the only available towel hung up to dry your hands with is their damp, clearly used, bath towel.

What about when the only option appears to be their pristine show towels?

 

[JRY82]

How big of twats men have become

 

[badascan]

when people say "are you ok" after something happens like banging your shin or whatever... what do you mean am i ok, yeah i'm ok, shut the fuck up...

 

[dormammu]

Cops and Moderators, some cool, some you know just love abusing that shit

 

[FierceRedBelt]

I guess I get annoyed with Asians who get annoyed with people taking an interest in their heritage.

How in the world someone showing interest in you became offensive is beyond me.

 

[minute bull]

Rule of Thumb: No statement is so important that you should talk through a yawn. I'll wait.

 

[mb23100]

Taking food off my plate. Order your own fucking french fries.

 

[Cantona7]

People who don’t work who opt to do their supermarket shopping at weekends or on weekday lunchtimes. Mother fucker, you’ve got the whole rest of the week to get your groceries, keep out of the way of those of us who have to fit it around work...

To be honest I’m not overly keen on people with jobs who want to shop at the same time as me either, but I’m not an unreasonable man...