Any luck on tinder?

VinnieVincent

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Been swiping right all day and the only reply I got back was from a fat chick with bad teeth. Anyone here had any luck on these sites?
 
I hear the chicks that want to hook up with you on those pornsites is much more reliable. I would try that, tbh.
 
I hear the chicks that want to hook up with you on those pornsites is much more reliable. I would try that, tbh.

Good advice. Apparently Amanda is only 3.2 miles away from me and wants to bang tonight!
 
Change your location ie, move country or state.

Unless you look like Zyzz, you're best bet is moving to an Asian Country lol
 
My buddy has some pretty great luck on Tinder. They may not always be exactly how the angles of their photos portray them...but since they are already at the door of his house it would be rude not to smash.
 
Never tried Tinder as I'm old and married, but back in the day POF was like shooting fish in a barrel.
 
Doesn't that mean you swiped right on said "fat chick with bad teeth"?
 
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You need a great pic of yourself in a suit or if you have a good body, show it off.
 
Doesn't mean you swiped right on said "fat chick with bad teeth"?

I think hes using the "say yes to everyone and hope they do too" strategy. I used a similar strategy in OKCupid (gave 4 stars to all the decent girls, and 5 to all the good onesm. If they rated you 4 or 5 youd both get a message, makes it much easier.
 
I got to messaging with the last hot one I matched, but came to find out that hoe was an escort :-(
 
I think hes using the "say yes to everyone and hope they do too" strategy. I used a similar strategy in OKCupid (gave 4 stars to all the decent girls, and 5 to all the good onesm. If they rated you 4 or 5 youd both get a message, makes it much easier.

Yup. Who has time to read through all those profiles.
 
I got to messaging with the last hot one I matched, but came to find out that hoe was an escort :-(

I heard after backpage got shut down all those hardworking ladies moved over to tinder and other dating sites. I feel your pain bro.
 
Tinder is god-tier. I've probably banged 100+ girls from it around the world. If you could go back in time to when I was a kid or teen and tell me that there would be a device in my pocket that finds the nearest hot chick near me that wants to bang and all I need to do is swipe left or right on which ones I want to bang, my mind would be blown.

I got the paid version so I could even set shit up the day before I fly into a new city and hit the ground running. I think tinder is really beyond an app, it is a cultural icon of 2010s and dating in this age. tinder, netflix n chill etc.
 
I met a chick on meet me that wants me to pee on her face.
 
I get a lot of matches with chubby chicks for some reason. My conclusion is that chubby chicks like muscular guys, even if they're muscular manlets
 
I've gone on dozens of dates and bedded a few but the sad thing is im starting to scrape the bottom. The majority of girls within 5 fucking miles are either swiping no, or Ive already talked to em. Starting to get matches that are just passing through. my 6 mile town has 500,000 people/
 
Try this! Go out to a bar, and you know.... meet a chick!
 
I'm old and was married and settled down before the dating app era.

On the one hand it erks me as I missed out on so much easy pussy, being tall etc.

On the other I wonder if I would have such a rewarding marriage if I was focused on sluts in my 20's.
 
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