Anybody else not answer their door?

damn bro you gonna call people over and not let em hang?
haha I mean if one day I'm talking to ya and you're like I'll swing by sometime this week at that moment I'm cool with it but 2 days later i may not be
 
In my hometown we always got Jehovahs Witness people ringing the doorbell, because they especially targetted families with Finnish names. For some reason.
Interesting. I always assumed they dispensed their pestering equally.
 
Hey its us, let us in!!!!!!!!!!!! we only want to say merry christmas and bring you some christmas presents.

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Interesting. I always assumed they dispensed their pestering equally.
They probably do, usually. I assume that in that town, the majority of JW were Finns, so that's why we were chosen. idk.
 
Yeah I do.

Once or twice a year its someone selling shit. I can deal with that.

Also on occasion my wife orders me take away without telling me.
 
I never answer my phone unless its a number I recognize. If I happen to be in front of a computer when it rings I'll google the number real fast.
 
Anytime I've lived with someone I tell them to never answer the door.

When I was a teen I came downstairs to detectives having coffee in my kitchen...that will wake you up pretty quickly.
I had a friend visiting and I had to work one day during her visit. I come home and she has this guilty look on her face and hands me a traffic ticket. I was like, "you answered the door (butwhy.gif)...?
 
if my life was like a porno and the person on the other side was a whore looking for some milk and man juice, then sure, i'd have plenty of motivation to answer.
but we all know what's on the other side of the door. it's someone looking to sell, beg, bitch, or preach something. thanks, but no thanks.
 
people that just come to your door unannounced are delusional. it's 2017. you don't ambush people when you have 1000 ways of contacting beforehand.
 
I'd say there's probably less than a 1% chance it's going to be Scarlett Johansson broken down on the side of the road looking for a place to stay

99%+ chance it's going to be some other bullshit

You do the math


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I answer it, but with an AK in a sling hanging off my shoulder just for lulz
 
I like to go a step further and make sure they know I'm home and realize I see them but still not answer it
 
I had a friend visiting and I had to work one day during her visit. I come home and she has this guilty look on her face and hands me a traffic ticket. I was like, "you answered the door (butwhy.gif)...?

She wasn't the "one".
 
no I have my brother do it I'm not a big fan of talking to people. Last time I did it I was in a bath towel soaking wet with shampoo running in my eyes and damn near busted my ass only for it to be my lawyers brother coming to remind me about a mediation I was trying to get ready for.
 
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